Ex-wife jokes, just for Allen

One time I got dumped on my birthday over the internet after the guy skipped my birthday party to "wash his truck." He left me for a drug dealer he had been cheating on me with.

That doesn't really fit the rest of the stories. I just wanted to share:)
 
marriage is ok, as long as ur husband does what you say!

tony and i did everything backwards, we met then got pregnant then got married then got a place to live.
but now i want a real wedding i wanna wear a dress and walk down the isle and such....

YOU HEAR ME TONY?!

:rolleyes:
 
I is true, I hate steriotyping but many men dont listen. If a 5year old kid tells you not to do something, your prob gonna ignor him, because you are superior. Well many men feel that way about the wives or girlfriends and so they can hear what she is saying but really they are just waiting for her to stop talking. most problems can be solved by seriously talking about them when both partners have an open mind. And the ones that cant be solved with words can never really be solved at all.
 
R.Lewis said:
I is true, I hate steriotyping but many men dont listen. If a 5year old kid tells you not to do something, your prob gonna ignor him, because you are superior. Well many men feel that way about the wives or girlfriends and so they can hear what she is saying but really they are just waiting for her to stop talking. most problems can be solved by seriously talking about them when both partners have an open mind. And the ones that cant be solved with words can never really be solved at all.
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Nicely said! I completely agree!
 
Derwyddon said:
I know, right? He gave me his credit card after knowing himf or less than a month, as well. Good thing I only did what I was supposed to with it and wasn't some sort of crazy person.
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I demand a picture... I'm with R.Lewis on this one, you must be smokin!

I once took a blind date to Chic-fil-A... because after once glance at the coffee shop i knew she "wasn't my type". We were supposed to "go out" for dinner but... I'm a real charmer! :D
 
R.Lewis said:
I is true, I hate steriotyping but many men dont listen. If a 5year old kid tells you not to do something, your prob gonna ignor him, because you are superior. Well many men feel that way about the wives or girlfriends and so they can hear what she is saying but really they are just waiting for her to stop talking. most problems can be solved by seriously talking about them when both partners have an open mind. And the ones that cant be solved with words can never really be solved at all.
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Thnx Dr. Phil


;)
 
Derwyddon said:
3 cartiledge in my left ear, 2 in my right.
both 6 and 8 gagues in my lobes (i can put a pen through my ear)
and at that time i had my tounge pierced.

I've also pierced my lip and my nose. i don't regularly wear any of my piercings since I got married.
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I used to have a 000 gague in my ears and a 0 gague in my tongue. i can still stick entire keys through my tongue. Yeah i was a freak
 
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