Ex-wife jokes, just for Allen

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R.Lewis

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Question: Why is divorce so expensive?
Answer: Because it's worth it.


Yeah, my wife and I just split up. I finally faced the fact that we're incompatible. I'm a Virgo and she's an bitch.
 
Sounds like a spin off of..



me and the misses just broke up because of religious reasons, im catholic and she's a bitch.
 
The wife says: I heard a noise
The wife means: I noticed you were almost asleep.

haha, i liked that one... good find simbl!
 
derwyddon said:
On a serious note.. marriage is something really crazy. i think that most of the people who go into it really haven't realized what they're doing. And when you're your young, its a worse idea because of the fact that people change. I always wondered how so many ex-partners hated each other - i mean they loved eachother enough to be together right? - but now I understand. When you love someone that much and they hurt you and let you down for so long it's hard to not hate them.

Anyway... I think there should be like a 5 year engagement rule. If you still want to be married after that go for it.
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Ain't that the truth. My hubby and I have been together for 11 years and we were together for 5 years before we got married. I met him when I was 20 and have never been with anyone else. I should have played around more. See what was out there before jumping into a long-term commitment. I'm really regretting it now.
 
I agree also with derwyddon ....I am 24 years old and have not been married. Its almost too scary to marry, too many divorces, but then I have met some people with really awesome marriages so i cannot be too pessimistic about marriage. I am giving myself these rules: 2 years dating without living together, then if that works out, another 2 years living together before getting married. :)
 
Marriage is a GREAT thing. I just think you need to be absolutely certain it's what you want and you are marrying the right person beforehand. Play the field and make sure you have experienced everything u want to before getting very serious with someone. At least, that's what I would do....
 
LOL umm

We met in october, while she was 4 months pregnant.. and a kid already. I moved in (while she was still legally married) in december, was married a year and a half later.


I think i win the idiot award...

:D
 
aevans410 said:
LOL umm

We met in october, while she was 4 months pregnant.. and a kid already. I moved in (while she was still legally married) in december, was married a year and a half later.


I think i win the idiot award...

:D
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LMAO! You and Sara are running a close race there :p
 
Thats the condensed version, if you were to ever hear the full version youd wanna come to ohio and slap the crap out of me personally :D
 
I was just a signature away from buying my ex a house!
I was putting all the money in but half the house would have been hers!
She almost got a new car out of my to. A close shave.
 
Yeah, how long have you been together?

Thats pretty crazy. You must be pretty hot. I wouldn't give a girl my car unless she was really stunning!
 
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