I agree that it's probably the fiber stuff and also the fact that you're probably eating more than you did so a lot more is passing through your system now. However, if you're having more than three per day and painful bursts but yet relieving afterwards, you might want to ask a doctor.
Embarrassing but serious question :cool:
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LMFAO...you nasty bastard!
Just remind me to never drive or ride in your car. I may have to wear protection so the skid doesnt transfer. And if your letting them out that much, does your car smell like a rolling terd? :sad2:
LOL,
And MMW's i know exactly what you mean about holding farts in at work. It's hard, my bowels make some right noises. Then when i get outta work i fart with every step i take almost.
I hate having to fart when having sex, i've got some techniques of how to blend it now. Ill stop pumping for a sec, open one cheek to the side so that it come's out silent.
It's all about tactics.
And MMW's i know exactly what you mean about holding farts in at work. It's hard, my bowels make some right noises. Then when i get outta work i fart with every step i take almost.
I hate having to fart when having sex, i've got some techniques of how to blend it now. Ill stop pumping for a sec, open one cheek to the side so that it come's out silent.
It's all about tactics.
LOL, that is f**king crazy!
Evolution, You have yet to reach the ultimate point of complete intimacy. lol
You just havent experienced complete closeness yet, when the both ofyou can sit together and toot away. lmao
Big Tom I am at a TOTAL loss for words. I am literally amazed at your comment. LMFAO!!!!! Is it like mastering the pat your head and circle your hand on your tummy kinda thing as a kid? Can you not fart and pump at the same time?
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You just havent experienced complete closeness yet, when the both ofyou can sit together and toot away. lmao
Big Tom I am at a TOTAL loss for words. I am literally amazed at your comment. LMFAO!!!!! Is it like mastering the pat your head and circle your hand on your tummy kinda thing as a kid? Can you not fart and pump at the same time?
:action14:How in the heck to do you give rep points, Im still sitting her laughing at big tom. I think you deserve a rep point. LMFAO
Nah, not that. I just don't think flatulence, bowel movements, and any other methane related immitence should be shared. I had an exwife that would want to have conversations in the bathroom while she was relieving herself...gross. Somethings are not meant to be shared.
Now Evolution, I wonder if you take showers together?
Because if you two do, ya know, she is probably peeing on your foot in the water. hee hee
Because if you two do, ya know, she is probably peeing on your foot in the water. hee hee
I like to share everything...it's all or nothing with me.
Marky I would have guest that. But WOULD you really?
I like to share everything...it's all or nothing with me.
Same here.
I'll be damned if I hold in a fart because im to embarrased to let it out in front of my girl. We are all human! Well, most of us.
I'm a man of my words, so yes! Even my pubes on the toilet seat get shared.
Hahaha, yes, that's the right spirit! :yelrotflmao:
LMFAO! How do the pubes get on the seat. Do you typically sit bare bottom with the seat down? They should fall into the camode shouldnt they? Unless of course your doing helicopters in the bathroom? :action13:
It's just one of those unexplainable things...they just free themselves and find random places to show up! Nah, it's not bad though, I've been to friends houses and seen worse.
What do you do, go and inspect your friends toilets? The official potty spotty?
Haha, no no no. It's hard to miss it when the porcelain appears to have a beard.