Embarrassing but serious question :cool:

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Brandibeth

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Since I have changed my diet a bit Ive noticed...lol.. I poot more. What in the world causes you to do that? I mean good god, I feel like if you attached a hot air balloon to me, we could all ride to china and back.

I know Im going to catch *ell for this, but still going to ask. lol
 
Fiber and protein are more than likely your culprits.
 
Yeah, I have a "friend" that eats healthy and seems to have that same problem. Better a fit pooter than a out of shape noiseless blob. :D
 
My girlfriend doesn't mind if I fart.. and I don't mind if she does it (though I've only ever heard her do it two times in a 3 year relationship)
 
Brandibeth said:
Guys blow gas, fart, etc.

Girls poot. hee hee

Does it stop? Ever. If not I may be single again pretty soon. lol
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I agree with LV. Deny. Deny. Deny. OR look accusingly at others in public places.

I think my "friend" said that sometimes it doesn't happen. But stay away when she is on a spinach jag. No amount of water is going to cure that.
 
It's the diet and the bowel movement you are getting from walking / jogging a lot. Enjoy it as you are dropping weight like mad. It will slow down after a few weeks. Most likely culprit is fiber. Poop out the weight lost.
 
Thats that problem!!!! Im pooting more that tooting. *Tooting in layman terms is going number deuce. lol It is probably fiber. Im eating oatmeal in the morning with orange juice and for a mid afternoon snack. It fills me up faster and its good with spleanda and cinnamon.
Karky I can bet she has tooted around you more than a couple of times, she just was able to play it off like someother noise. lol
 
I went for a time where I could blame it on my son (when he was still a baby) if we were out somewhere. Now he's old enough to deny it.
 
Karky said:
My girlfriend doesn't mind if I fart.. and I don't mind if she does it (though I've only ever heard her do it two times in a 3 year relationship)
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That's because the only time your 'girlfriend' releases gas is when she has a puncture
 
LOL ^^

Same here i fart 1000 times a day, and produce enough skid marks to paint the world brown.
 
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Sometimes I'm actually in pain from having to hold farts in at work...then I get in my car and just rip some ridiculous ones... I can feel my insides deflating then. Gotta love it.
 
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