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Well I vana toilet made out of solid gold, but it's just not in the cards now is it?

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Apparently some have solid gold urinals.....LOL

The Gold Toilet
July 11, 2005 | Humour | 12:48 pm | |
Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was invited to a get-acquainted tour of the White House. After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. When he entered Clinton’s private toilet, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. “Just think,” he said, “when I am president, I could have a gold urinal too. But I wouldn’t do something that self-indulgent!”

Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that, in the President’s private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled, and said to Bill, “I found out who pissed in your saxophone.”

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Oh....well......

LOL

956 :)) )


Chillen
 
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Okay....since we are on the BLAH, BLAH, BLAH....bit....... ;) :)

I have several things to say:

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LOL.......EHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE


Best regards,

963

Chillen
 
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I just got my acceptance letter to my first Uni, its a state uni ( cal state fullerton ), but whoo, still a uni, now to wait for those other acceptance letters :)

966
 
Lets set a more realistic target........10,000.

The rate were going now is veryy slow, weve been in the 900's for like 3 days. Sort it out forumers!

967
 
Morning everyone! Lets keep this rocken along........


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Wish you the best.........


Chillen
 
Phate89 said:
Nothing, and we already went over this :p

971
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Haha damnit we did, didn't we?

973
 
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