Complete B.S Thread

[Typhon]

Don't worry, we've all been there :yelrotflmao:

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[Typhon]

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[Big_Idiot]

Lol WTF is that all about ^^

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[Karky]

I Need sex.

My dick is still sore from monday night, i did this ugly girl...but so what it was fun.

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that's what she said

 

[Big_Idiot]

This is serious sh*t Kark, i nearly snapped the skin that joins my bell onto my foreskin. Not good. Think ima have to have a couple of weeks off. Which again is not good.

And so what if she had a cock,

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[Typhon]

i nearly snapped the skin that joins my bell onto my foreskin.

I did that as a teenager, it was so f*cking painful to piss out of until it healed after that! :bncry:

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[MarkMyWords]

CCR, send that fine lady to my gym to show me some moves!

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[Typhon]

She's just too hot isn't she; I've never been so in love before

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[MarkMyWords]

Yeah no doubt!!!! *drool*

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[Big_Idiot]

Im so bored @ work.

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[tonymcclellan]

I Need sex.

My dick is still sore from monday night, i did this ugly girl...but so what it was fun.

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Ya but the burning sensation you gave her is uncurable.

 

[Big_Idiot]

Lol, yea yea whatever....

Iv had Clamydia once and thats it. Its only because i choose not to put my sock on, o welll, aids is probably coming my way.

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[Typhon]

Wearing socks prevents Clamydia? Who knew?

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[Karky]

This is serious sh*t Kark, i nearly snapped the skin that joins my bell onto my foreskin. Not good. Think ima have to have a couple of weeks off. Which again is not good.

And so what if she had a cock,

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if by "bell" you mean the head, it's not attached to the rest of the rod by the foreskin. you can't drag it all the way down? man, that sucks..

 

[Typhon]

Look at the underside of your d*ck Karky, there's a bit of skin connected to your 'head' as you call it. When you pull your foreskin back it pulls tight and it's possible to rip it

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[MarkMyWords]

Thanks a lot guys, I got curious and decided to check this out at work...busted!

Haha, I kid of course

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[Big_Idiot]

Lol Yea kark have a check, unless you circumsized? you may not have that skin.

Update: Dick feeling a lot better already

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[MarkMyWords]

Hahaha, I'm sure we all rest comfortably knowing that

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[Big_Idiot]

Lol, i no, were on a weird conversation here.... i blame CCR

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[Big_Idiot]

Im bored at work... as usual.

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