Complete B.S Thread

[i_love_muscle]

ILM be my wife

Sara, i mean Oil, your skin is oily.

Oh yes, Tom ... I'll be your wife. I don't have a problem sharing you with the farm animals, either. The thought makes me deliciously moist with anticipation.

You're just SO romantic. If only ALL men could be like you, Tom, the world would be a better place to live

 

[Kraken]

Oh yes, Tom ... I'll be your wife. I don't have a problem sharing you with the farm animals, either. The thought makes me deliciously moist with anticipation.

You're just SO romantic. If only ALL men could be like you, Tom, the world would be a better place to live

Tom is so romantic he makes my ass quiver.

 

[i_love_muscle]

The whole thing? He only makes my anus pulsate.

What are you getting that I'm not? Tom, you're holding out on me ...

 

[Kraken]

The whole thing? He only makes my anus pulsate.

What are you getting that I'm not? Tom, you're holding out on me ...

has he tongue jacked you yet?

 

[Karky]

The whole thing? He only makes my anus pulsate.

What are you getting that I'm not? Tom, you're holding out on me ...

Oh I know what that means!

 

[i_love_muscle]

has he tongue jacked you yet?

No. But that's on the menu for this weekend

Oh I know what that means!

Would you like to join us this weekend, Karky? I know that I'd love to have you there. I've never been with an ax murderer before

 

[Kraken]

I'll videotape. But only if Karky wears his viking helmet

 

[i_love_muscle]

The thought of Karky in a Viking helmet holding an ax makes me really horny. All that raw Nordic power standing there in front of me

I've got to go take care of something now ...

 

[Karky]

The viking helmet has two horns; prepare for double penetration!

 

[i_love_muscle]

Exactly ... I can't concentrate on work now. I'm just too freaking horny. Double horny

 

[Kraken]

The viking helmet has two horns; prepare for double penetration!

Are they in the shape of a fist?

 

[MarkMyWords]

The shocker fist maybe.

 

[Big_Idiot]

The whole thing? He only makes my anus pulsate.
What are you getting that I'm not? Tom, you're holding out on me ...

I make you sh1t yourself?

Sh1t im getting horny over ILM just saying shes horny. I need a f**k.

Lads, just imagine a nice wet, bald, nice smelling **************

Sh1t, might have a **** under the desk.

 

[oil]

I can tell your Sara because every account she has (Derwyddon, gas, oil) you cant see whether your online or not.

Many people use invisible mode not just me. There's no sistah like an undercover sistah to stop BTW from misbehaving.

 

[i_love_muscle]

I make you sh1t yourself?

Sh1t im getting horny over ILM just saying shes horny. I need a f**k.

Lads, just imagine a nice wet, bald, nice smelling **************

Sh1t, might have a **** under the desk.

No, that's AFTER the anal douche, Tom

 

[Kraken]

No, that's AFTER the anal douche, Tom

I stuck a power washer up my ass once.

 

[Big_Idiot]

I stuck a power washer up my ass once.

LMAO, bet it felt nice when you turned it on.

ol ol mighty, do not f**k.

 

[i_love_muscle]

I stuck a power washer up my ass once.

"Once" would be the qualifying word in that statement

 

[Kraken]

"Once" would be the qualifying word in that statement

Yeah only once. I've moved on to bigger and better things.

 

[i_love_muscle]

That isn't a pretty picture, Krak