Complete B.S Thread

Actually felching is along the same lines as snowballing but it involves mouth to hersey highway action. Basically slurping the used load out of the area it was dispersed into.

So really what you're saying is that it's normal ;)
 
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That's not Portuguese, that's Brazilian (they say they speak Portuguese but it's a bit different) .

In Portuguese, that would be "Boca, cú e cona todos os dias"

Oh, and BTW... YES, WE CAN!!! Congratulations Americans for electing the right president this time! :action11:
 
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That's not Portuguese, that's Brazilian (they say they speak Portuguese but it's a bit different) .

In Portuguese, that would be "Boca, cú e cona todos os dias"

Oh, and BTW... YES, WE CAN!!! Congratulations Americans for electing the right president this time! :action11:

Oh, sorry about that, Kutusov. And here I thought I was being so freaking clever :D

I guess that trip to Brazil wasn't a total write-off, though ... ;) At least you knew what I was talking about! So you can keep me in your Brazilian Portuguese thoughts anyway :)
 
Yeah. Brazil is a very hot country and the people are so relaxed and easy-going and friendly :)

And the men? Muito gostoso ... sensual ... sensível ... romântico ... respeitoso.

My Portugese sucks. I can't remember my Spanish and French that well, either ...

I have to start travelling again or I'm going to end up being unilingual :D
 
Yeah, makes sense... all latin-based languages. You could probably hold on better to German, being also an anglo-saxon language.

Lol, I was having trouble replying to your posts... I didn't know you were female so I was getting a bit unease :p

I assume you were in the north of Brazil or Rio?
 
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Yeah, makes sense... all latin-based languages. You could probably hold on better to German, being also an anglo-saxon language.

Lol, I was having trouble replying to your posts... I didn't know you were female so I was getting a bit unease :p

I assume you were in the north of Brazil or Rio?

As for German, there are similarities to English, but it's pretty much "if you don't use it, you lose it" :D

Yes, I'm female ;)

When I visited Brasil, I was in Rio and Sao Paulo. I haven't been to the north of Brasil, have you?
 
Never been to São Paulo. I was in Fortaleza, Belem, passed in a hurry through Brazilia and had to see the falls in Igauçu. I was also in Rio, only for a couple of days and waiting for my flight back to Portugal.

If you found Brazil to be a friendly and easy-going country, full of hot men, then you should definitely head north (north shore) on your next visit. It's the best part of Brazil, if you ask me. Fortaleza, Belem, etc are just a dream. Great people, great beaches, slow times, lot's of hot weather, lot's of parties and a lot less crime.

The south of Brazil (Porto Alegre, etc) is very different form the rest of the country. It's more developed and stable but people are more distant. It's something closer to Chile or Argentina in the big cities.

Btw, I see you are from Canada... I never understood this but... doesn't part of the country speaks french? How come you people are not proficient in french then? Do you make people from Quebec speak english or don't you have contact with them at all?
 
Never been to São Paulo. I was in Fortaleza, Belem, passed in a hurry through Brazilia and had to see the falls in Igauçu. I was also in Rio, only for a couple of days and waiting for my flight back to Portugal.

If you found Brazil to be a friendly and easy-going country, full of hot men, then you should definitely head north (north shore) on your next visit. It's the best part of Brazil, if you ask me. Fortaleza, Belem, etc are just a dream. Great people, great beaches, slow times, lot's of hot weather, lot's of parties and a lot less crime.

The south of Brazil (Porto Alegre, etc) is very different form the rest of the country. It's more developed and stable but people are more distant. It's something closer to Chile or Argentina in the big cities.

Btw, I see you are from Canada... I never understood this but... doesn't part of the country speaks french? How come you people are not proficient in french then? Do you make people from Quebec speak english or don't you have contact with them at all?

Thanks for letting me know where I can go in Brasilia ;) I am thinking of visiting again sometime next year, so I'll definitely check out the north area. There was a lot of crime in Rio and Sao Paulo, and if you happened to be in the wrong area, you sure wanted to get out in a hurry!

Ah ... the French thing. Il y a longtemps que je parle français ;) I'm not even sure that's how to say that :D

It's a matter of geography and demographics. Quebec is a 4.5 hour flight away from where I live (Calgary to Montreal is 3600km). The working language in Canada is English. So in Quebec, they speak English when they deal with the rest of Canada. There is no reason for English Canadians to speak French. You have to know somebody who speaks French to be able to practice it ;)

French is a very orally intensive language. It has a lot of vowel sounds that are very difficult for Anglos to pronounce properly, and a lot of people here just give up.

I think French has 16 different vowels. English has 5. As I recall, Spanish has 5 vowel sounds. So Spanish is much easier for Anglo-Saxons to speak (not necessarily easier to learn). Most people wanting to speak a second language here choose Spanish because we usually end up vacationing in Spanish-speaking countries.

The toughest part for us is mastering the rolled "r" and making "d's", "b's" and "v's" sound very, very soft like a native speaker would.

Plus Spanish and Portugese sound so beautiful when spoken, not to mention far more romantic in songs ... if a guy sings to me in Spanish/Portugese, I just melt like butter on a hot day :action4:

And when I hear Latin rhythms in music, it's impossible for me to keep my body still. You just have to move your hips ;)
 
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Just thought I’d share this;

My daughter is 4 and is still in pre-school (kindergarden) but as I was about to read her bedtime story last night she asked me a relationship question!

Apparently her friends don’t like her boyfriend (who she says she really loves) because he wants to play with her all the time and doesn’t let her play with her girl friends as much as she used because he wants to be with her and holding her hand all the time. She now doesn’t know what to do as she wants to play with the girls but doesn’t want to upset her boyfriend.

There’s also another boy who wants to play with her but she’s worried that if she’s friends with him too then the two boys will fight over her.

WTF!! She’s 4 and just hit me with 2 genuine relationship issues that I didn’t encounter until I was about 16. How do kids grow up so fast? I thought it was bad enough when she started tell me off for throwing things away that I could recycle but now she has relationship issues too?
 
Just thought I’d share this;

My daughter is 4 and is still in pre-school (kindergarden) but as I was about to read her bedtime story last night she asked me a relationship question!

Apparently her friends don’t like her boyfriend (who she says she really loves) because he wants to play with her all the time and doesn’t let her play with her girl friends as much as she used because he wants to be with her and holding her hand all the time. She now doesn’t know what to do as she wants to play with the girls but doesn’t want to upset her boyfriend.

There’s also another boy who wants to play with her but she’s worried that if she’s friends with him too then the two boys will fight over her.

WTF!! She’s 4 and just hit me with 2 genuine relationship issues that I didn’t encounter until I was about 16. How do kids grow up so fast? I thought it was bad enough when she started tell me off for throwing things away that I could recycle but now she has relationship issues too?

I think the relationship stuff starts earlier due to TV. When I was young we didn't watch a lot of TV with boyfriend/girlfriend drama, etc. I think that's where the kids get it.
 
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