Complete B.S Thread

[NBS 4life]

Yep those yanks will be in bed. Im nearly thinking of that actually.

 

[Typhon]

I finished both jobs the things she does for me, and of course to be streamlined.

Nah, I didn't want to spend too long down there after the act if you know what I mean, she can finish the waxing after a bath because if I started to do it again the same thing would happen again and she'd never get it done

 

[NBS 4life]

Haha you have a one track mind my friend.

 

[Big_Idiot]

I love giving it a good lick sometimes, especially when the cat is bald and wet.

 

[Typhon]

Haha you have a one track mind my friend.

Of course I do

It's even worse right now as she's only recently had a baby so her boobs have ballooned and she's busting out of her tops like Carmen Electra but they also leak so I can't touch them
5 weeks with no action is way too long for me

 

[NBS 4life]

Screw that, Ill send my mrs over you can borrow her if you want she is f****** me off!

 

[Typhon]

Screw that, Ill send my mrs over you can borrow her if you want she is f****** me off!

Cool, girls from New Zealand and Aus are dirty as hell

 

[NBS 4life]

And they winge all the time as well! Im in the sh** because I left her car window down and I rained.

 

[Big_Idiot]

Ahhhhhhh single life

 

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I'm a little

 

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tea pot short

 

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and stout here

 

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is my handle

 

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here is my

 

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spout when I

 

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get all steamed

 

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up hear me

 

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shout tip me

 

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over and pour

 

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me out