Complete B.S Thread

Your sheep is lovely
 
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No he serviced it. I gave the money to his damn wife and she has gone on holiday therefore I have no proof of purchase. So he wont give it back and my mrs wants the lawns mowed.

You should've gotten a receipt. Now I would call him back and let him know that it is not your fault that he and his wife do not communicate. And that he owes you whatever you have to pay to have someone mow your lawn.

Seriously. Call him and tell him that.
 
I can't exclaim enough how much I hate the fake science present in my human sexuality course.

Seriously, I keep yelling at the book how no one cares and how I hate it, but it won't change.
 
Yes. But she wasnt thinking when she gave me her atm card to get some stuff muahahahaha now I am the most powerful man in the universe! The paint in my paintballs is pink
 
Yep im shooting at my brother out my window periodically. When he rung up to see if he could use my sander I warned him it may be dangerous.
 
Of sh1t.
 
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