Complete B.S Thread

Thats sh1t mate, knife crime is out of control in all UK's major cities.

See what happens when you ban guns LOL
 
Should BigToM get bombed before bed?

Lets see, he, he :)



Getting "bombed" before BED causes the HEAD to become like French fried BREAD.

You will not get a girl to SPREAD in the BED because your HEAD will be DEAD.

INSTEAD she will SHRED the THREADS for TED and make his HEAD swell RED

Go AHEAD and get bombed before BED and FRED will make you SPREAD and make your @SS swell RED

If you want to get layed do not get bombed before BED or FRED and TED will be their INSTEAD and you will have much DREAD in the HEAD


Should TOM get bombed before BED?

No.


Best wishes,


Chillen
 
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****s don't be messing with the 69.

Toms got a date tonight? I missed that. karky are you flying to England?
Don't put out on the first date Tom won't respect you in the morning.
 
well atleast now I've achieved the status of

"glorious beacon of light". Does that mean I'm going to have planes landing all around me?
 
Prose exam went good. If anyone rememberes. I got an essay question about Philip Roth's Ghost Writer, which I've actually read.

Tomorrow I have an exam in "Civilization" which is basically social studies, I am royally screwed
 
well social studies is the only thing I know to say to make you understand a bit about what it is. Maybe it's wrong, here it is:
Politics, how the countries are governed, houses, etc; Media, what media are there, importance of it, etc; social services, which ones are offered in the different countries, etc; education, how is the system built up, etc.. + a lot more. Oh and half the book is polling numbers :p
 
I think that's Political Science you're talking about-- Social Studies' big obnoxious cousin
 
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