My GPS yells directions at me in Mr Ts voice sometimes. It'll say things like "I pitty the fool who doesn't turn left!"
hahaha!
[ARnold] ahawaaa no!!! you are going in the wrong direction! ahawaaa [/arnold]
I can see it now... straight from "Pumping Iron"
"Derwyddon is pretty smart, but Derwyddon's a child, and when it comes to the day of the trip, I am his father. He comes to me for directions. So it's not that hard for me to give him the wrong directions."