Complete B.S Thread

[Kraken]

let's talk about sex.

Bigtom isn't here to talk dirty to ya?

 

[shellsy21]

you have a short memory. The last time the Spanks were in the playoffs the tigers beat them 4 games to 1. Our rookie sensation Verlander (that year) shut that over rated offense down.

When I say Jealousy - I mean its the fact that even though the last few years haven't been our proudest - The Yankees are still one of the most talked about team - and you are so sick of them because there so in your face media wise. And lets face it, most players say it was their dream to be a Yank!

Ok Karken - enough smack talk for now - lets let the season get started before we bash any further - oh thats right you already lost game 1 -

 

[Karky]

Bigtom isn't here to talk dirty to ya?

You have to be Tom's substitute. Had any nookie lately?

 

[Kraken]

You have to be Tom's substitute. Had any nookie lately?

Dude I'm married. What do you think? LOL

 

[Karky]

Dude I'm married. What do you think? LOL

that's a no then?

 

[Kraken]

let's talk about sex, baby. let's talk about you and me. let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that might be.


am i the only one who has salt n peppa flashbacks everytime someone says "lets talk about sex" ?

Nope I was just dancing.

Karky you are correct sir.

 

[tonymcclellan]

Why was it so bad ass? I'm making some tonight -so ideas please!

because i said it was. actually i stopped using any seasoning or salt and just eat it plain. well with ketchup but its pretty damn good.

 

[tonymcclellan]

You have to be Tom's substitute. Had any nookie lately?

I did. how about you?

 

[Karky]

I did. how about you?

Yesterday, GF came over. who did you have it with?

 

[tonymcclellan]

I think we had it with same person.

 

[Kraken]

I had my way with Tony's avatar.

 

[tonymcclellan]

Thats pretty gross. Did you print it or was it still on the screen?

 

[Kraken]

Thats pretty gross. Did you print it or was it still on the screen?

I printed her out 24X36 high res

 

[Karky]

Your GF came over here too, Karky.

I like that thought.. I'll join next time

 

[Kraken]

I like that thought.. I'll join next time

I'm local and I have a camera with a tripod.

 

[tonymcclellan]

I have a camera with a tripod.

I bet you do.

 

[Karky]

I'm local and I have a camera with a tripod.

you're a poor substitute for Tom as Tom would simply have said "I have a tripod"

 

[Hoss]

I am a tripod.

 

[Karky]

not because any part is long, but because all of them are equally short

 

[Hoss]

So proportionally, I'm bigger than a barnacle.