AS they said, depends on the company. Mine is baller, we are having it at a nice Italian place, open bar and mass food. Kinda short, but I should be able to slam down lots of free booze to get my night started.
Christmas Party Survival
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Don't do anything I wouldn't 
LOL yeah me and 2 other guys here are the reason there is no longer open bar.
I'll have another sapphire and tonic please.
Yeah, the Bombay Sapphire would put a huge dent in their bonuses
Don't do anything I wouldn't
NO promises.
arty2:Hahaha, nicely done. I've still got a good rep here at work, and I'm 24 so nobody really cares, but there have been 2 events that I got a little nuts. Haha, my GF came with me to a Ohio River boat cruise thing last year, and we got blasted on wine before even going...good times.
Just last month, I flew to Baltimore with 15-20 coworkers, a gathering at a convention with a bunch of our suppliers, who pretty much open up a tab and anything goes. Well, the drink of scotch that I chugged pretty much ended me, guess I shoulda stopped after 5 double shots of Crown on ice...haha, a lady I work with walked me to my room and I was yelling and begging for her to take me to get barbecue...:yelrotflmao: Whoops.
Oh yeah ... men are so incredibly suave, debonair and irresistable when they're three sheets to the wind
Hahaha, touche.
It always makes me laugh because you'll see a couple together, and invariably, the guy will be absolutely pissed. The woman is now the designated driver and the guy keeps thinking he's going to get lucky.
I always tell the guy the next morning that he did get lucky, but he was too pissed to remember
I always tell the guy the next morning that he did get lucky, but he was too pissed to remember
It always makes me laugh because you'll see a couple together, and invariably, the guy will be absolutely pissed. The woman is now the designated driver and the guy keeps thinking he's going to get lucky.
I always tell the guy the next morning that he did get lucky, but he was too pissed to remember
Yeah, my GF sometimes gets ticked at me because we will go out and I'll get loaded so fast she automatically becomes the DD. Shame on me.
When that has happened to me, I do one of two things: leave without him, or get a room
Haha. Well played.