Chillen's birthday

Happy Birthday Chillen!
It takes a long time to grow young ;)
Rock on!

:beerchug:

Thanks, Dutes...!

Middle aged and enranged; I cannot be caged.


How is it going man?

How ya been?


Best wishes,

Chillen
 
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Middle AGED
freak on a STAGE
dancing naked in a CAGE
at the gay bar he's all the RAGE
this old man's in a CAGE on STAGE, what an OUTRAGE
 
Middle AGED
freak on a STAGE
dancing naked in a CAGE
at the gay bar he's all the RAGE
this old man's in a CAGE on STAGE, what an OUTRAGE

Kraken: The TURD NERD:

This is the spoken WORD UNDETERRED

Haven't you HEARD, Kraken "rides the biggest stick of the HERD".

Cows are PREFERRED.

Cursing with many WORDS, this has SPURRED the SH@TS of many "NERD cow TURDS," and Kraken has entered into:

the "theatre of the ABSURD."

This is my WORD.

Kraken is the: TURD NERD.

Cut it........>:)

Best regards,


Chillen
 
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I'm So Antiquated

Dedicated to Chillen

ye ol' Chillen born long ago
so old fire humanity had not come to know
born before man used simple tools
now hangs with AARP fools

His wife frustrated
because he's so antiquated
His junk was outdated
and he no longer copulated

Now he's incontinent
impotent, and his existence insigficant
a mere sycophant

His Golden years are slated
to be far from x rated
might as well be castrated
to that I say happy belated
to the great frustrated
delapidated, and antiquated
 
The Yeti has been holding back on us.

Chillen, I wish the best birthday ever...I hope you have much fun with your son and your family.

P.S. Chillen - did you feed Kraken some motivational thunder, what's up with him? :D

Eric
 
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The Yeti has been holding back on us.

Chillen, I wish the best birthday ever...I hope you have much fun with your son and your family.

P.S. Chillen - did you feed Kraken some motivational thunder, what's up with him? :D

Eric

just call me MC Krazy Kraken
 
I'm So Antiquated

Dedicated to Chillen

ye ol' Chillen born long ago
so old fire humanity had not come to know
born before man used simple tools
now hangs with AARP fools

His wife frustrated
because he's so antiquated
His junk was outdated
and he no longer copulated

Now he's incontinent
impotent, and his existence insigficant
a mere sycophant

His Golden years are slated
to be far from x rated
might as well be castrated
to that I say happy belated
to the great frustrated
delapidated, and antiquated

That's freaking brilliant :)
 
Thanks everyone.

I do appreciate your posts and thoughts! :)

Thank you SKMMAN for the thought of making the thread.


Keep on Rocken on!

Best regards,

Chillen
 
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Thanks everyone.

I do appreciate your posts and thoughts! :)

Thank you SKMMAN for the thought of making the thread.


Keep on Rocken on!

Best regards,

Chillen

No problem man.:)
Did you even have a birthday cake to eat or were you thinking about your diet?:D
 
No problem man.:)
Did you even have a birthday cake to eat or were you thinking about your diet?:D

No cake, instead I had a no bake Natural Peanut Butter Pie, and my wife put 47 nuts on the top......lol........

And.......grilled salmon and veggies as the main course.

So, no....my diet didnt change.....I just made a slight exchange.....

Thanks for asking young man!

Best regards

Chillen
 
No cake, instead I had a no bake Natural Peanut Butter Pie, and my wife put 47 nuts on the top....

47 nuts on a pie and you ate it!? :rofl:
Sounds like you had a Happy Birthday.:yelrotflmao:
just kidding im just messing around. :D
 
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