birth control

Are you rich enough to have a girlfriend too?

Absolutely rich enough to have a girlfriend too. Just not rich enough to have my wife find out and take my house and my toys. :SaiyanSmilie_anim:
 
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what toys?
 
in other words, you're saying that if I come to you instead of my girl I can forget about all the risks about her forgetting to take it? :D
No, I'm saying that your girlfriend can come to me while you're off in Hawaii exploring your feelings towards other men :D
 
what toys?

I've got a couple stand up jet skis (Yamaha SuperJets), a single seater (Yamaha B1) and a 3 seater Kawasaki STS.

I've got a decent 18' Fish & Ski boat, couple kayaks and two smaller rowboats.

Also have some of the usual land toys. I am more of a water guy though.
 
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Tried that, my girlfriend's now 4 months pregnant :rofl:

To any kids out there, sperm is also release before and after ejaculation

(That message was mainly directed at Tom :D)

Did you not screw up and not pullout in time? This is exactly what I'm worried about.
 
Did you not screw up and not pullout in time? This is exactly what I'm worried about.

Nah, but pre-ejaculate contains sperm and both me and my girlfriend have proved very fertile

Tally now stands at -
Unprotected sex: 4
Pregnancies: 3 (one ended in miscarrage unfortunately)
 
so, you weren't planning this baby.. are you gonna tell him that when he grows up? :p

We haven't planned any but we both know that even if we use condoms we're still gonna have more babies so we just let nature and chance take its course :)
 
BC is great stuff for obvious reasons. But it does mess with my GF's hormones and ****. She has changed it a couple times since she claims the last one she was on was just making her an emotional wreck. I always make the suggestion that I'll just wear rubbers, but she says no...thank the Lord. :D
 
Woot! ;) ;)
 
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