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How about a job Interview? 
Hey, I got a good one for ya:
I wear dentures (because the front top was knocked out answering a bar fight when I was a police officer), and I was going to an interview (the job I have now by the way), and after about 5 questions into the interview, I was trying to answer the 6th question, and my top dentures dropped in my mouth, made my lips flapppppp.......and fell on the table in front of me. The persons interviewing me (there were 6 of them), just starred and got red in the face. I think they were more embarrassed then me at the time. I just picked them up and popped them back in, and spat of the answer like nothing happened. I=redneck..........LOL.
One shall not drop dentures and flap like a duck during an interview. One of them voted to hired me because I kept my cool.cYea, My insides were fricken on fire.
Hey, I got a good one for ya:
I wear dentures (because the front top was knocked out answering a bar fight when I was a police officer), and I was going to an interview (the job I have now by the way), and after about 5 questions into the interview, I was trying to answer the 6th question, and my top dentures dropped in my mouth, made my lips flapppppp.......and fell on the table in front of me. The persons interviewing me (there were 6 of them), just starred and got red in the face. I think they were more embarrassed then me at the time. I just picked them up and popped them back in, and spat of the answer like nothing happened. I=redneck..........LOL.
One shall not drop dentures and flap like a duck during an interview. One of them voted to hired me because I kept my cool.cYea, My insides were fricken on fire.
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How about a job Interview?
Hey, I got a good one for ya:
I wear dentures (because the front top was knocked out answering a bar fight when I was a police officer), and I was going to an interview (the job I have now by the way), and after about 5 questions into the interview, I was trying to answer the 6th question, and my top dentures dropped in my mouth, made my lips flapppppp.......and fell on the table in front of me. The persons interviewing me (there were 6 of them), just starred and got red in the face. I think they were more embarrassed then me at the time. I just picked them up and popped them back in, and spat of the answer like nothing happened. I=redneck..........LOL.
One shall not drop dentures and flap like a duck during an interview. One of them voted to hired me because I kept my cool.cYea, My insides were fricken on fire.
Chill, not to go off topic, but did your police department / insurance company / union offer anything more permanent than dentures? There are various implants available.
Sorry for your loss while serving and protecting...
mmmm, that one is questionable...I would have to say it comes down to what type of shoes he's wearing.
I may be straight but that was one hell of a body
All the medical expenses were paid (and even now I can opt to have implants, and have been thinking here lately in doing just that).
I got hit with the back thick end of a pool cue, and this was the incident that my wife told me to choose: Her or my career. I have had ribs broken, collar bone broken, and two fingers at various times in 12 years.
The dude got 16 years in prison for a one night drinking binge (10 years for the: Agg Bat on LEO, and 6 for drug possession).
Its all good. My back up was about 30 minutes away, and I had to go in alone in a bar, and in most cases, an LEO isnt among friends in a bar.
You might be a redneck IF: You allow your dentures to fall out of your mouth during an interview.
I wasnt embarrassed. I thought it funny actually. My dumbass, LOL.
I got hit with the back thick end of a pool cue, and this was the incident that my wife told me to choose: Her or my career. I have had ribs broken, collar bone broken, and two fingers at various times in 12 years.
The dude got 16 years in prison for a one night drinking binge (10 years for the: Agg Bat on LEO, and 6 for drug possession).
Its all good. My back up was about 30 minutes away, and I had to go in alone in a bar, and in most cases, an LEO isnt among friends in a bar.
You might be a redneck IF: You allow your dentures to fall out of your mouth during an interview.
I wasnt embarrassed. I thought it funny actually. My dumbass, LOL.
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All the medical expenses were paid (and even now I can opt to have implants, and have been thinking here lately in doing just that).
I got hit with the back thick end of a pool cue, and this was the incident that my wife told me to choose: Her or my career. I have had ribs broken, collar bone broken, and two fingers at various times in 12 years.
The dude got 16 years in prison for a one night drinking binge (10 years for the: Agg Bat on LEO, and 6 for drug possession).
Its all good. My back up was about 30 minutes away, and I had to go in alone in a bar, and in most cases, an LEO isnt among friends in a bar.
You might be a redneck IF: You allow your dentures to fall out of your mouth during an interview.
I wasnt embarrassed. I thought it funny actually. My dumbass, LOL.
My favorite of the redneck jokes is: If you were smoking during your wedding ceremony....:yelrotflmao:
I'm sorry Chillen....but I laughed so hard at your story
And yes it was CCR..
I had shared this experience with my kids before they went on interviews when they were younger: Basically just being prepared before you go. Hell I laugh at it because it is funny! LOL. If I had put in my Denture Powder before I went and had not got up late that morning, I would not have had this complication. So, it was my fault in the end of things. LOL.
The look on their faces were priceless. I thought I was done, cooked, stick a fork in it.......had no chance in getting the job. I was wrong. LOL. I was flat stupid. LOL. In addition the drool on my chin, and having no napkin, and one of them asked if I needed something for that, after I anwered the 6th question. LOL. The back of the hand worked good in this situation. LOL
I dont reccommend this in trying to get a job.
Chillen was a Fool and didnt Rule with his Drool
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