You know you need coffee* when...

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amy1985

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I just went to make myself coffee as I was feeling a bit dozy, and was surprised when what came out of my coffee machine was quite clear. Like water.

So, in honour of that...

You know you need coffee when you forget to put grounds into your coffee machine.

* tea/ perk up beverage/ item of choice.
 
You know you need coffee if you are listening to a shopping channel in the background while typing on your computer, and you could swear on anything that is unholy that the guy on TV just said that he would offer me a 15% discount on my bollocks.

Not sure what he really said. But I totally heard bollocks.
 
...... you're driving and you suddenly realize you're 20 miles farther down the road than you were 10 seconds ago!
 
....when the student next to you in advance Biology class asks you "what's a peacock?"

(this really happened to me yesterday)
 
...when you're driving down the road, suddenly stop, look around and think 'Why am I here??'
 
Originally Posted by San

...when you're driving down the road, suddenly stop, look around and think 'Why am I here??'
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No words to this one :rofl:
 
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