You know you had too much to drink, when....

How'd you get a picture of me last weekend?
 
**** thats funny, i can beat all ur weekend stories tho

i went out saturday, its now tuesday, im still drunk...... heres the short version of my weekend

I....
got pissed with my boss

had sex with a 20stone woman

got pissed with my boss again

got in a fight

got a new herion junky girlfriend

made new new zeland friends who i told my name was buck rogers.... they believed me

had a steady and wholesome breakfast of beer and vodka

stayed in a random hostel in some part of dublin i've never been before

rounded up 5 random strangers, brought them all to the bar and said "hey lets all do shots" bought them all a shot, then sat there and drank them all, by myself infront of them and ran off

been at the pub for lunch yesterday and today

cant remember where i left my car

and for some reason im meating a woman i dont know (she's been textin me) so she can "suck my balls" (her words, not mine)

:beerchug::drooling1:
new smilies are deadly by the way



anywho, just thought i'd rant for a bit

have a good one

mark
 
**** thats funny, i can beat all ur weekend stories tho

i went out saturday, its now tuesday, im still drunk...... heres the short version of my weekend

I....
got pissed with my boss

had sex with a 20stone woman

got pissed with my boss again

got in a fight

got a new herion junky girlfriend

made new new zeland friends who i told my name was buck rogers.... they believed me

had a steady and wholesome breakfast of beer and vodka

stayed in a random hostel in some part of dublin i've never been before

rounded up 5 random strangers, brought them all to the bar and said "hey lets all do shots" bought them all a shot, then sat there and drank them all, by myself infront of them and ran off

been at the pub for lunch yesterday and today

cant remember where i left my car

and for some reason im meating a woman i dont know (she's been textin me) so she can "suck my balls" (her words, not mine)

:beerchug::drooling1:
new smilies are deadly by the way



anywho, just thought i'd rant for a bit

have a good one

mark

I'd ask if you've ever seen the movie "Trainspotting", but it appears you live it...



:eek:
 
Deep

I found this one a bit ago........ROTFL!!! He is in deep....doo doo, LOL
 

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