**** thats funny, i can beat all ur weekend stories tho
i went out saturday, its now tuesday, im still drunk...... heres the short version of my weekend
I....
got pissed with my boss
had sex with a 20stone woman
got pissed with my boss again
got in a fight
got a new herion junky girlfriend
made new new zeland friends who i told my name was buck rogers.... they believed me
had a steady and wholesome breakfast of beer and vodka
stayed in a random hostel in some part of dublin i've never been before
rounded up 5 random strangers, brought them all to the bar and said "hey lets all do shots" bought them all a shot, then sat there and drank them all, by myself infront of them and ran off
been at the pub for lunch yesterday and today
cant remember where i left my car
and for some reason im meating a woman i dont know (she's been textin me) so she can "suck my balls" (her words, not mine)
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new smilies are deadly by the way
anywho, just thought i'd rant for a bit
have a good one
mark