Worst movies you've ever seen.

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Worst movies!!!!!
LOL... I thought this would be a fun topic.
KULL THE CONQUEROR....
This movie was just bad. They spent a lot a money on with a decent cast to make trash.... so ... sad.....

There's not too many movies that I haven't finished.....
But here's a couple to never, never, ever,... even be talked into watching...
Date movie.
Kull the Conqueror (I really did watch this all the way through)
Super Capers (and I like most superhero movies... this was... man, how can I describe it.... about as painful to watch as getting your hand stuck in a wood chipper)
Master of Disguise. I made it through to the end, but only because my friend wanted to stay and finish it.
Oh....
and....
Whipped........ I thought it would be okay... trailer looks funny, but this was really boring too. There is ONE.. ONE.. funny part of the movie that involves a guy in her bathroom discovering her.... vibrating wand... but even that doesn't make up for the crap that this movie is.
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ok... that's it.
 
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The Human Centipede (I had to turn it off)!!
Totally agree about Master of Disguise. Awful.
The Strangers (with Liv Tyler). A lot of people really liked this movie but I hated it!
The New Daughter

I can't think of anything else at the moment but I'll get back to you!!
 
Twilight (okay, never technically 'saw' it - got about 15 minutes of trailers and footage though, which is 15 minutes of my life I will never get back)

Avatar

Master and Commander (fell asleep in the cinema)

Hannibal (horrible, sorry)

and piles of others.
 
I'm sure there's more, but the one that came to mind is Lake House with Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves. It's the one where Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves live in the same house but at different times, and the mailbox is some kind of wormhole I guess and they write each other letters from their prospective times, lol. I never wanted to see it, but my mom rented it one day and I watched it with her. It's supposed to be a sad, romantic story and I was laughing while watching it! I started to tune out once I got to the middle of the movie.
 
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Chronicles of Riddick -
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haha... I sort of liked it... yeah... it's definitely not for everyone though.
On a side note, the man who played the holy man in Chronicles (and Pitch Black also) is currently a main character in the TV series, the cape. (which is also pretty bad)
 
I would have to say The Village. Lots of us left , if u pay attention the whole movie is given away in the first ten minutes. :banghead::banghead::banghead:
And another I would add is The UnNamable about some goat looking witch lady stuck in a house. I just googled it to make sure I spelled it write and busted out laughing at the movie poster....this movie was just BAD!
 
Slapstick of Another Kind - it was supposed to be based on Kurt Vonnegut's slapstick, but failed. It also starred Jerry Lewis. Ugh.
 
MzScorpio said:
And another I would add is The UnNamable about some goat looking witch lady stuck in a house. I just googled it to make sure I spelled it write and busted out laughing at the movie poster....this movie was just BAD!
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This sounded like an HP Lovecraft story,.... and I was right.
HP Lovecraft is whom I consider to be the grandfather of horror.
It's a shame people just can't translate his work to the big screen very well.
HP Lovecraft has inspired a stream of B movies.
The only one that I think really deserves any merit is "In the mouth of madness"
It's not a great movie, but it is watchable.
(This movie is not a direct interpretation of his work, rather, it is inspired by his works)
 
There are so many awful movies I've seen, I can't even name them all. But, I'll name a FEW...

Transformers
Original Sin
Where the Wild Things Are (worst book-to-movie film I've ever seen)
In the Name of the King
The Blair Witch Project
Napoleon Dynamite (what? that movie was garbage and you know it)
And many more...
 
ChefChiTown said:
There are so many awful movies I've seen, I can't even name them all. But, I'll name a FEW...
In the Name of the King
Napoleon Dynamite (what? that movie was garbage and you know it)
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Sure, NP was garbage, but it was fun garbage. I mean, really.. his brother getting married to "Lafonda" that's classic.
It was a bad movie with good laughs.
The same thing is true of the movie "the other guys" NO WAY can anyone ever say this was a good movie, but some of the laughs were just dead on. It's hard to figure out if you like or hate movies that. At least for me, anyway.
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kayleejburgess said:
Agreed! I'm not a Jennifer Garner fan at all. I also dislike Gwyneth Paltrow though she has been in some great movies. Shallow Hal not included.
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Gweneth Paltrow had a very small part in an interesting family drama called the Royal Tenebaums. That's the first movie I'd seen with her in it, and it was pretty darn good. (though not necessarily because of her)
 
Monster said:
This sounded like an HP Lovecraft story,.... and I was right.
HP Lovecraft is whom I consider to be the grandfather of horror.
It's a shame people just can't translate his work to the big screen very well.
HP Lovecraft has inspired a stream of B movies.
The only one that I think really deserves any merit is "In the mouth of madness"
It's not a great movie, but it is watchable.
(This movie is not a direct interpretation of his work, rather, it is inspired by his works)
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Me and my sister would sneak and watch my dads horror flix at night on the Beta Max and we thought the unnamable and some others were so scary. House by the cemetery was another one. It's so weird to watch these an adult and to totally see them differently lol
 
Monster said:
Gweneth Paltrow had a very small part in an interesting family drama called the Royal Tenebaums. That's the first movie I'd seen with her in it, and it was pretty darn good. (though not necessarily because of her)
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The only movie I can watch with Gweneth is the movie Hush.
 
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