My Dad got this list from work and it sure made me smile, hope it does same for you guys
- A day with out sunshine is like night
- on the other hand, you have different fingers
- 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot
- 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name
- remember half the people you know are below average
- he who laughs last, thinks the slowest
- depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
- the early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap
- support bacteria. they're the only culture some people have
- a clear concscience is usually the sign of a bad memory
- change is inevitable except from vending machines
- if you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments
- how many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? raise my hand
- Ok, so whats the speed of dark?
- When everything is coming your way, your in the wrong lane.
- Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now
- how much deeper would the ocean be without sponges
- eagles may soar, but weasels dont get sucked into jet engines
- what happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
- why do phsychics have to ask your name?
- inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "what the heck happened"
- Just remember- - if the world didnt suck, we would all fall off
- light travels faster than sound. thats why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- life isnt like a box of chocolates. Its more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt tommorow