Oh this list is so wrong and the person who sent it to me will be punished appropriately but sadly, much of it is true 
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1. Dogs love it when your friends come over.
2. Dogs don’t expect you to call when you’re running late.
3. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
4. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
5. Dogs don’t mind if you give their offspring away.
6. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
7. A dog’s parents never visit.
8. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking
directions.
9. Dogs don’t hate their bodies.
10. No dog ever bought a Barry Manilow album.
12. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
11. Dogs never criticize.
13. Dogs would rather have hamburger than lobster for dinner.
14. You never have to wait for a dog. They’re ready to go 24 hours a day.
15. Dogs find you amusing when you’ve had too much to drink
Woof Woof1. Dogs love it when your friends come over.
2. Dogs don’t expect you to call when you’re running late.
3. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
4. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
5. Dogs don’t mind if you give their offspring away.
6. Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
7. A dog’s parents never visit.
8. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking
directions.
9. Dogs don’t hate their bodies.
10. No dog ever bought a Barry Manilow album.
12. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
11. Dogs never criticize.
13. Dogs would rather have hamburger than lobster for dinner.
14. You never have to wait for a dog. They’re ready to go 24 hours a day.
15. Dogs find you amusing when you’ve had too much to drink
