Why do dogs lick their balls?

[CrazyOldMan]

For those of us who are very young, like CAL62, I of course mean the balls you throw to exercise them.
The answer is of course, because they can.

This thread is about things we do for our own pleasure or entertainment that have no other real value. Party tricks, silly exercises, hobbies etc.

My brother eats jalapeno peppers because he gets a buzz out of it and likes seeing peoples face.

I eat lemons because I like them and find it funny to see others squirm as if they have eaten it.
I tend to head bang and conduct to dramatic classical music.
Watching me cycle can be amusing when I am listening to a tune and head banging to that while the rest of me is pedalling to a different rhythm. I look like someone let a Technicolor yawn out of the mental home, and you never know they may have.

So if it's biting your toenails, holding the tequila slammer record, reciting the Greek alphabet backwards underwater or anything else, please do share them. Obviously the more humorous the better.

If no-one else joins in I may be forced to post photos of my cycling gear, then you will be sorry!

 

[CrazyOldMan]

Ok you lot you were warned.
I cannot beleive none of you out there do things purely for the sheer heck off it and I said I would post pics of my cycling gear. This was todays, it is occasionally worse, and if I combined with goldie's spectacular socks would definately create a trail of vomit from all around.
Those of you noting I am not in the cycling gear in this picture, I'm cruel not totally sadistic.View attachment 5798

 

[Goldfish]

Looks like a deflated life vest. So glad to have my sexy socks mentioned above. I seldom venture into this area of the forum.

If there's something I'm going to do for the sheer heck of it, it's probably very sporadic and unplanned. There's probably also a good-looking girl involved. All guys turn into idiots when around a girl they like...I do it by taking their stupid ideas and making them a reality. Such antics have involved me jumping up onto a bar table (whilst completely sober) to dance and wounding my head against an overhead flood-light in the process; and on another occasion prancing and twirling down the main street of my city in a manner seldom seen by anyone who isn't a 4yo girl.

If we've just met and I shake your hand, it'll be a firm, professional-style, gentlemanly handshake. But if you're my friend and I like you, I'll show it by trying to yank your shoulder out of its socket.

A few days ago I used a flying fox to enter a swimming pool. That was pretty good.

I play Pokemon. I'm not sure if there's anything humorous about this fact or not.

 

[CrazyOldMan]

Having been teetotal most of my life and done a lot of dance I have made a full on fool of myself many times and drastically reduced my chances with some women by doing so.
One of my party tricks was to have a womans legs around my waist they lean back and I do the same to balance then come back up. Nearly came a cropper on one occasion when a woman I knew saw me at the end of an evening, she was far from sober, jumped up to be around my waist and threw herself back, leaving me having to react fast to avoid her smashing her head on the floor.
Another stupid thing I used to do was wear a heavy gauge steel chain around my neck and people would lean back holding it. My balance and neck were such that even my training partner couldn't pull me down from a lower level even with his 5-7 kilo weight advantage.
Now I am comparitively sesnsible.

Handshake system reminds me of my first job interview, told to give good firm handshake and did so. A few years of climbing meant grip went to my finger tips and I pinched some of the nerves in his hand meaning it took him a few moments to be able to let go, great first impression.

I have seen pokemon, son loved it, not played it though, I am rubbish at computer games.

I assume you mean the flying fox suit, not grabbingh a random small abboreal mammal to get in the pool. Both equallly as cool, but one likely to create serious disapproval.

 

[Goldfish]

Actually,t here was neither a suit nor a bat-like creature. It was more like this:

You had to let go and drop in from halfway down the line. If you let go sooner, later, or not at all, bad things would happen.

 

[Da Troof]

I lick my balls. Mostly because it enables me to bond with my dog.

 

[CrazyOldMan]

I lick my balls. Mostly because it enables me to bond with my dog.

You are now the envy of every single man on the forum.