What's Your Porn Name?...

ChefChiTown

ChefChiTown

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Growing up, the thing to do was figure out your porn name. There were a few different ways that I've grown up with that can tell you your porn name, but this is my favorite...

FIRST NAME = Your middle name
LAST NAME = The name of the street you grew up on

My middle name is Omar and the street I grew up on was Marlowe. So, my porn name is...

Omar Marlowe

Or, as I like to go by...Omarlowe. HAHAHAHA, aaaaawesome.

So, what's your porn name?
(God, I'm so lame.)
 
Octavia Manhattan

Or if you do it the 1st pet + street name: Fluffy Manhattan
 
for the street one... marie spring
and for the pet one... benji spring

horrible porn names. apparently i'm not cut out for the porn business.
 
first one --- Dorothy Klopp [sounds like an old wrinkly porn star]
second one -- Mogie Klopp

I'd be a horrible porn star..haha
 
HA so I think these are funny.

First one- Michelle Park
Second one- Midnight Park or it could be Rusty Park lol but that just sounds gross
 
PaperAirPlanes said:
"Rusty Park's profile:
I enjoy sharp objects and monthly tetanus shots really turn me on."
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AHAHAH That is so funny. Could you imagine. Hey Rusty Park get ready for my big needle its all dirty for you. Ewwww ok sorry I'm done. Thats why I don't do porn I can't talk dirty lol it just sounds stupid.
 
familyweese said:
AHAHAH That is so funny. Could you imagine. Hey Rusty Park get ready for my big needle its all dirty for you. Ewwww ok sorry I'm done. Thats why I don't do porn I can't talk dirty lol it just sounds stupid.
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ahaha, I can't talk dirty [in serious situations] cause I always fuck it up. Or the guy will stop and go "uh...you're into....that?" haha.

"Cmon big boy, stick that needle in Momma, pump me full of your tetanus juice. Oh God...go faster, just give it to me!!"

Ahhh..hahaha. I'mma be thinkin of needle talk all nite now.
 
PaperAirPlanes said:
ahaha, I can't talk dirty [in serious situations] cause I always fuck it up. Or the guy will stop and go "uh...you're into....that?" haha.

"Cmon big boy, stick that needle in Momma, pump me full of your tetanus juice. Oh God...go faster, just give it to me!!"

Ahhh..hahaha. I'mma be thinkin of needle talk all nite now.
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HA tetanus juice? And yeah what if you try talking dirty and you scare the guy he'd be like whatt? eh thats nasty girl. That would so happen to me.
I just read your survey thing over on myspace. So apparently Rusty needs a needle now. Ha I actually laughed out loud when I read that. Then had to explain why it was funny to my craptastic husband.
 
ahhahaha I don't have a middle name.

okay a few pet names;

Bermuda Maryvale ( mine just aren't dirty)
Muffin Maryvale
Bubbles Maryvale
Gismo Maryvale
 
Mine would be decent porn names.

Mathew Sheridan

Joey Sheridan

Or I could just use my real name. Mr Love :coolgleamA:
 
babymomma said:
2nd-sandy dildo
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Sandy Dildo gets best porn name. Hands down.

As far as my porn name...

Sarah Coxton

egh. I want Sandy Dildo haha

definitely not literal :leaving:
 
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