What's your bail?

LowFatMilk

LowFatMilk

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Playing the Bail game. Came from a forwarded message- I don't have anyone I want to forward it to.

This is HILARIOUS! Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you
owe that fine. Keep going until you've read each 'offense' and added up
your total fine. Title your bulletin 'My Bail is $........' You don't
have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

1) Smoked pot -- $10

2) Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk --$50

3) Cheated on your significant other -- $10

4) Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50

5) Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25

6) Went streaking -- $5

7) Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15

8) Kissed a co-worker-- $ 20

9)Kissed your boss --$50

10) Been arrested -- $5

11) Spent time in jail -- $15

12) Peed in the pool -- $0.50

13) Played spin the bottle -- $ 5

14) Done something you regret -- $20

15) Slept with your best friend >-- $20

16) Been in love with a stripper -- $20

17) Went skinny dipping -- $5

18) Been slapped-- $5

19) Slapped someone-- $50

20) Beat up someone -- $20

21) Been jumped -- $10

22) Ever had sex at church -- $25

23) Dated someone you met on My Space -- $25

24) Cheated on test -- $50

25) Vandalized something -- $20

26) Slept with someone in your parents' bed -- $100

27) Crossed dressed -- $10

28) Given money to stripper -- $25

29) Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket-- $30

30) Been in love with a stripper -- $20

31) Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10

32) Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15

33) Ever drive drunk -- $20

34) Used toys while having sex -- $30

35) Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20

36) Had sex in a pool -- $20

37) Masturbated -- $10

38) Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$20

39) Done oral -- $5

40) Got oral -- $5

41) Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25

42) Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you-- $40

43) Stole something -- $10

44) Slept with someone who has been in jail -- $25

45) Made a dirty home video -- $15

46) Plan on making a dirty home video in the near future --$30

47) Had a threesome -- $50

48) Had sex in a public place-- $20

49) Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25

50) Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars --$20

51) Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20

52) Kissed a teacher while you were still a student--$25

53) Lied to your mate -- $5

54) Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25

OK , now tally up your answers
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My Bail is $200.50 :smilielol5:
 
Mines 310.50$ :) lol
 
Dammmmmn

I'm a bad girl! :reddevil:

My bail is $545.50, lmao at anyone with 50cents :smilielol5:

I thought my score would be low, good thing it wasn't multiplied by each time! :rotflmao:
 
My bail is $200 but I noticed something that caught my eye...

3) Cheated on your significant other -- $10
24) Cheated on test -- $50
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Cheating on your significant other is only a $10 fine, but cheating on a TEST is a $50 fine?!?!?!

So, cheating on a test is WORSE than cheating on your significant other? RRRRREALLY?!?!?!?!

FYI - I have never cheated on either of those two things. I just thought that it was kind of strange.
 
LowFatMilk said:
I have yet to know a 15 year old drunk driver!

I ain't postin' your bail. I'm too cheap.
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I grew up in connecticut.. 14 year olds drove daddy's porche's drunk all to often :) Cops made a great living getting bribes from parents to keep junior out of juvie :D
 
$495.50

That was fun. I was more of a bad girl that I thought. No jail time... but I did a lot of naughty times with my fiancee :)

And they have chlorine in the pool for a reason, haha.
 
Dang I thought I was worse than what I really am. And why is having sex in your parents bed 100$ thats crap lol. $465.50
 
familyweese said:
Dang I thought I was worse than what I really am. And why is having sex in your parents bed 100$ thats crap lol. $465.50
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What if the parents were in the bed with you at the time? Does that add...or subtract money?
 
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