YOU. YOU THERE.
Do you wanna lose weight!? DO YOU!?
I can help. But only if YOU help YOU. And I can help YOU help YOU!
I served as a Navy SEAL for 26 years. I served in the Boers War, the Crimean War and the Conflict in Afghanistan. I hunted Sadari-i Sabar, a top-ranking lieutenant for the Iranian Air Force. I am one of the best of the best. But I take my dedication from the battlefield to MY FAT LOSS. AND MY MEALS.
This thread is for people who want to burn away the fat - napalm it! There is no surrender, no retreat, no remorse when it comes to killing the fat. You must burn every cellulite hut, you must waterboard every trace of lipids, completely eradicate every culture of bacteria living in your scrawny guts.
HE'S GOT THE IDEA.
YOU ARE A WARRIOR AGAINST FAT. WE MUST WAGE WAR AGAINST YOUR
BELLY GIRTH!!!!
Here's some general tips, privates, grunts and Rangers -
1. Make an egg with every meal. Soda, cereal, bread - SCREW IT. BURN IT.
2. Fried foods? MORE LIKE FAT FOODS!
3. Try doing boot camp!!! It'll make you STRONG and FIT. It'll teach you who not to mess with, and who will make you bend over in the showers!
4. USE A BICYCLE. IT'S NOT JUST TO GET FROM POINT A TO POINT B. IT'S TO GET FROM POINT FATTY TO POINT TOUGHENED BASTARD.
5. FIGHT WILD ANIMALS. YOU SCARED? GOOD. ADRENALINE BURNS FAT.
6. RUN SIX MILES EVERY DAY. Too FAR? You're TOO FAT!
Why would you want to lose weight, you ask?
BECAUSE YOU'RE AT RISK OF OBESITY AND MAKING THIS NATION SHAMEFUL. YOUR BELLY IS TRYING TO TAKE OVER YOUR LIFE. KILL IT.
Do you want hard abs, a chiseled body and a mind capable of killing every freedom-hating Tajikistan separatist in sight wielding an AK-47 with their Spiderman-skinny bodies!? DO WHAT I SAY. IF YOU DON'T, YOU HATE FREEDOM.
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I can lift a girl six feet in the air using my pinkies.
MY PINKIES.
Do you want to be me or not? Fit or fat?
A NAVY SEAL OR A TALIBANAKIST?
GET FIT.
BE ME.
Do you wanna lose weight!? DO YOU!?
I can help. But only if YOU help YOU. And I can help YOU help YOU!
I served as a Navy SEAL for 26 years. I served in the Boers War, the Crimean War and the Conflict in Afghanistan. I hunted Sadari-i Sabar, a top-ranking lieutenant for the Iranian Air Force. I am one of the best of the best. But I take my dedication from the battlefield to MY FAT LOSS. AND MY MEALS.
This thread is for people who want to burn away the fat - napalm it! There is no surrender, no retreat, no remorse when it comes to killing the fat. You must burn every cellulite hut, you must waterboard every trace of lipids, completely eradicate every culture of bacteria living in your scrawny guts.
HE'S GOT THE IDEA.
YOU ARE A WARRIOR AGAINST FAT. WE MUST WAGE WAR AGAINST YOUR
BELLY GIRTH!!!!
Here's some general tips, privates, grunts and Rangers -
1. Make an egg with every meal. Soda, cereal, bread - SCREW IT. BURN IT.
2. Fried foods? MORE LIKE FAT FOODS!
3. Try doing boot camp!!! It'll make you STRONG and FIT. It'll teach you who not to mess with, and who will make you bend over in the showers!
4. USE A BICYCLE. IT'S NOT JUST TO GET FROM POINT A TO POINT B. IT'S TO GET FROM POINT FATTY TO POINT TOUGHENED BASTARD.
5. FIGHT WILD ANIMALS. YOU SCARED? GOOD. ADRENALINE BURNS FAT.
6. RUN SIX MILES EVERY DAY. Too FAR? You're TOO FAT!
Why would you want to lose weight, you ask?
BECAUSE YOU'RE AT RISK OF OBESITY AND MAKING THIS NATION SHAMEFUL. YOUR BELLY IS TRYING TO TAKE OVER YOUR LIFE. KILL IT.
Do you want hard abs, a chiseled body and a mind capable of killing every freedom-hating Tajikistan separatist in sight wielding an AK-47 with their Spiderman-skinny bodies!? DO WHAT I SAY. IF YOU DON'T, YOU HATE FREEDOM.
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I can lift a girl six feet in the air using my pinkies.
MY PINKIES.
Do you want to be me or not? Fit or fat?
A NAVY SEAL OR A TALIBANAKIST?
GET FIT.
BE ME.
