I came across this other day in my browsing...I actually stayed up later than usual last night because i couldn't stop reading this stuff (i've read like the first 80 pages)...Some of the info given is pretty obvious but some of it is also very interesting.
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Very interesting thread on another forum
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Old people have sex. OFTEN. They have nothing better to do all day really. Man, its pretty disgusting to hear an 80-year-old taking about jamming it home.
Thats pretty disturbing.
Good find.
Cool.
I have a secret... One time working at McDonalds I burned my finger on the grill. About an hour later a massive blister formed and while cooking a bunch of burger patties across the grill, I noticed the blister and popped it unintentionally spraying the contents across the patties. I just picked them up and put them in the tray for customer use.
I have a secret... One time working at McDonalds I burned my finger on the grill. About an hour later a massive blister formed and while cooking a bunch of burger patties across the grill, I noticed the blister and popped it unintentionally spraying the contents across the patties. I just picked them up and put them in the tray for customer use.
NEVER piss off the people who serve you your food. This is what I've always believed, but hearing it from threads like these solidifies my beliefs.
Some good ones I've heard:
"The code to the intercom is #96 on any phone at any Wal-Mart."
"You can steal anything from Walgreens from 6pm-9pm"
I remember those the most because I want to use them someday.
Some good ones I've heard:
"The code to the intercom is #96 on any phone at any Wal-Mart."
"You can steal anything from Walgreens from 6pm-9pm"
I remember those the most because I want to use them someday.
"If a police man stops you in a traffic situation....tell him that you have very bad diarreah from the medicine you are taking for a staph infection. Most of the guys and gals I work with are very germ phobic....You're very likely to get a "get the hell out of here and stop speeding" rather than a ticket or a physical arrest. No one wants to put an infected guy with the runs in the back of his/her patrol car.....unless you've got a warrant you'll be good to go......."
I've had friends who have gotten away with this excuse. I don't think I would have used it until now.
I've had friends who have gotten away with this excuse. I don't think I would have used it until now.
I've got quite a few of these!
Truck drivers: If you want to drive, do not buy your own truck, the drivers always make more than the owner. Most do not keep a log book, in some states the fee for not having a log book is $50 where if the log book is wrong, it might be about $100 and they will park you for hours.
HyVee Bakery & Kitchen: Disgusting! They didn't clean very well and there were ^^^^roaches and many other bugs.
Construction: We were always told to make something look obivously wrong on the job site when OSHA was comming, because they would keep looking until they found something to fine you for before moving on to their next victim.
Meat that is "fresh, never frozen": This is a LIE! When the meat goes to the packing house, it is always frozen there.
If you live on a crappy gravel road: It is not the blade man's fault, please do not yell at him, his supervisor decides how much gravel is hauled to which roads and when it is bladed. Our county bought GPS systems for each piece of machinery so the supervisor could tell where everyone is, however, they wired it through the radio. So if you shut the radio off the GPS no longer is on! Most county workers around here sleep or look at porn all day in their shops.
Hogs: They are disgusting stupid animals. They will drink the pee as it is comming out of another pig like it is a drinking fountian! They also will eat eachother and anything you give them. (If you are wanting to get rid of someone, this will get rid of the body & bones completely!) They can be very very lean. The hogs my husband's family raised had to be fattened up before being sold to some places. If you want lean pork buy directly from a farmer, the stuff in the grocery stores is quite fattening usually.
Truck drivers: If you want to drive, do not buy your own truck, the drivers always make more than the owner. Most do not keep a log book, in some states the fee for not having a log book is $50 where if the log book is wrong, it might be about $100 and they will park you for hours.
HyVee Bakery & Kitchen: Disgusting! They didn't clean very well and there were ^^^^roaches and many other bugs.
Construction: We were always told to make something look obivously wrong on the job site when OSHA was comming, because they would keep looking until they found something to fine you for before moving on to their next victim.
Meat that is "fresh, never frozen": This is a LIE! When the meat goes to the packing house, it is always frozen there.
If you live on a crappy gravel road: It is not the blade man's fault, please do not yell at him, his supervisor decides how much gravel is hauled to which roads and when it is bladed. Our county bought GPS systems for each piece of machinery so the supervisor could tell where everyone is, however, they wired it through the radio. So if you shut the radio off the GPS no longer is on! Most county workers around here sleep or look at porn all day in their shops.
Hogs: They are disgusting stupid animals. They will drink the pee as it is comming out of another pig like it is a drinking fountian! They also will eat eachother and anything you give them. (If you are wanting to get rid of someone, this will get rid of the body & bones completely!) They can be very very lean. The hogs my husband's family raised had to be fattened up before being sold to some places. If you want lean pork buy directly from a farmer, the stuff in the grocery stores is quite fattening usually.
Hogs: They are disgusting stupid animals. They will drink the pee as it is comming out of another pig like it is a drinking fountian! They also will eat eachother and anything you give them. (If you are wanting to get rid of someone, this will get rid of the body & bones completely!) They can be very very lean. The hogs my husband's family raised had to be fattened up before being sold to some places. If you want lean pork buy directly from a farmer, the stuff in the grocery stores is quite fattening usually.
One of my mates has a farm and the steaks you get from coles or the butcher arn't even comparable to the ones he eats.
Hogs: They are disgusting stupid animals. They will drink the pee as it is comming out of another pig like it is a drinking fountian! They also will eat eachother and anything you give them. (If you are wanting to get rid of someone, this will get rid of the body & bones completely!) They can be very very lean. The hogs my husband's family raised had to be fattened up before being sold to some places. If you want lean pork buy directly from a farmer, the stuff in the grocery stores is quite fattening usually.
Which is the reason why my religion forbids eating pork. disgusting animals
About the "they eat anything part". You seen the part in Hannibal where the handicapped guy in the wheel gets eaten alive by hogs?
Which is the reason why my religion forbids eating pork. disgusting animals
About the "they eat anything part". You seen the part in Hannibal where the handicapped guy in the wheel gets eaten alive by hogs?
I was thinking the exact same thing when i read that and that's about the only bit of the movie i've seen. Sick stuff.