Valentine's Day Rant...

I just wanted to vent about Valentine's Day. I don't think I have EVER had a good V-day! It's way too much hype and everyone feels like they have to impress their significant other. I'm honestly a somewhat romantic person, so I have no issues with with opening up to the person I'm with, but for some reason Valentine's Day always blows up in my face... I could go on about all my bad past experiences, but this one takes the cake:

I made plans with the girl I've been seeing for a little bit to have a low-key dinner at my place, then go and meet up with friends for a birthday and engagement party... nothing too nuts, mainly because we haven't been seeing each other that long. I get a call an hour and a half AFTER she's supposed to be at my place (I was thinking I got stood up!) and tells me that her ex boyfriend showed up at her place with an ENGAGEMENT RING! She said no, thank goodness, and came over to my place for a little but was in a bit of a crappy mood from the days events. How are we supposed to have a nice evening when her schmuck of an ex decides that he screwed up 8 months ago??! :action10:

/my rant - feel free to contribute any bad V-day stories, they're always fun to talk about...
 
Valentines day is a waste and no I'm not saying that because I'm currently single. It's pretty much a made up holiday by the corperate world.
 
Valentines day is a waste and no I'm not saying that because I'm currently single. It's pretty much a made up holiday by the corperate world.

My daughter, who is only 14, calls it a Hallmark Holiday. Kid is pretty bright if you ask me.
 
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My daughter, who is only 14, call's it a Hallmark Holiday. Kid is pretty bright if you ask me.

brilliant. i hate valentines day. i put up with it and try to make teh best of it for the lady friend at the time, but GD...there's too much hype to live up to.
 
as an update... because of the ex, she decided she shouldn't go on our scheduled trip to Vegas for my birthday. I'm out $460 dollars in air fare, v-day was ruined, my birthday was ruined, and I haven't heard anything from her since and am thoroughly pissed.
 
You arent getting rid of Valentines Day, thats why you need to push for Steak and BJ day

You know the drill. Every 14th of February you get the chance to display your fondness for a significant other by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will show your wife or girlfriend that you really do care for them more than any other. Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret; guys really don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret; guys feel left out. That's right, there's no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

Which is why a new holiday has been created.

March 14th is now officially "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self explanatory, this holiday has been created so you ladies finally have a day to show your man how much you care for him.

No cards, no flowers, no special nights on the town; the name of the holiday explains it all, just a steak and a BJ. Thats it. Finally, this twin pair of Valentine's Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will usher in a new age of love as men everywhere try THAT much harder in February to ensure a memorable March 14th!

The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word, and help bring love and peace to this crazy world. And, of course, steak and BJ's.
 
Like said, commercial holiday..

I have got my girlfriend something little, some chocolates and a card when I've had one, but I'm not going crazy about it.

Should show how much you care all year round IMO, not just one day.
 
i've heard of steak and bj day. i think it's hilarious.
 
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