The official "Lets get Allen to 2000 posts thread"

Hey cool. That's a lot of posts. You post whore.
 
Do you win a prize or are you just known as "Allen the Brain" when you hit 2000?

Or maybe you get your pants back?

:yelrotflmao:
 
I'm so used to being pantsless I hardly even notice anymore....

unless its really really cold, and snowing... frostbite sucks..
 
Whoa there buddy...you got a liscense to weedeat pantsless? Gotta have a special permit for that kind of shenanigans...
 
Whoa there buddy...you got a liscense to weedeat pantsless? Gotta have a special permit for that kind of shenanigans...

I beg to differ sir....

if you read code 11579.2 of the pantsless nation bylaws, you'll clearly see that with special permission from the underwear gnomes, pantsless weed eating is allowable in certain circumstances....

no shenanigans here...
 
diet A&W root beer - you animal you.

I now have a mental image of you weedeating in your underwear drinking a diet root beer. OOoh now that's sexy. I'm gonna have to jump my dh when he gets home. ;)
 
My apologies. I was not aware you reside in the pantsless nation. You are absolutely within the intent of code 11579.2 by performing not just weedeating, but other asundry outdoor gardening chores (assuming permission granted by the underwear gnomes).

Again, terribly sorry for any confusion.

Good day.
 
My apologies. I was not aware you reside in the pantsless nation. You are absolutely within the intent of code 11579.2 by performing not just weedeating, but other asundry outdoor gardening chores (assuming permission granted by the underwear gnomes).

Again, terribly sorry for any confusion.

Good day.

hedge trimming pantsless is hazardous to your.. um.. health.
 
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