Whoa there buddy...you got a liscense to weedeat pantsless? Gotta have a special permit for that kind of shenanigans...
I have poison ivy and it itches like hell...
I was weed eating pantsless
That's not poison ivy....
My apologies. I was not aware you reside in the pantsless nation. You are absolutely within the intent of code 11579.2 by performing not just weedeating, but other asundry outdoor gardening chores (assuming permission granted by the underwear gnomes).
Again, terribly sorry for any confusion.
Good day.