The infamous cardio bunny

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Yesterday at the gym I saw my favorite cardio bunny. (fine female specimen found near elliptical, treadmill, stair-stepper, or other calorie burning equipment. usually finely attired in roll-up shorts, sorostitute mixer shirts, and nike shox.)

My bunny, was 5'6" might weigh 110, wears bra top and shorts. Hair down to her waste, huge hair in the old school banana clip, red lipstick and cell phone. She moves from machine to machine to see who is looking at her. She moved right next to me and kept looking at my treadmill to see if I noticed how fabulous she was, LOL. I wouldn't flinch. I didn't even glance over. I am sure she thinks I am jealous of her mushmellow arms and legs, huge hair and hooker lips.
 
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Yesterday at the gym I saw my favorite cardio bunny. (fine female specimen found near elliptical, treadmill, stair-stepper, or other calorie burning equipment. usually finely attired in roll-up shorts, sorostitute mixer shirts, and nike shox.)

My bunny, was 5'6" might weigh 110, wears bra top and shorts. Hair down to her waste, huge hair in the old school banana clip, red lipstick and cell phone. She moves from machine to machine to see who is looking at her. She moved right next to me and kept looking at my treadmill to see if I noticed how fabulous she was, LOL. I wouldn't flinch. I didn't even glance over. I am sure she thinks I am jealous of her mushmellow arms and legs, huge hair and hooker lips.


Something FUNNY about the person viewing the Cardio BUNNY:

For one that wasnt looking, sure can describe her pretty well. LOL.

Those hooker LIPS sure had you hooked on her HIPS. I bet, too, it rumbled your twin SHIPS.

:)


Best regards


Chillen
 
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Something FUNNY about the person viewing the Cardio BUNNY:

For one that wasnt looking, sure can describe her pretty well. LOL.

Those hooker LIPS sure had you hooked on her HIPS. I bet, too, it rumbled your twin SHIPS.

:)


Best regards


Chillen

Hehe Hehe , kids complain sometime that their sibbling is looking at them and they are often asked, how did you know they were looking at you? :)
 
Something FUNNY about the person viewing the Cardio BUNNY:

For one that wasnt looking, sure can describe her pretty well. LOL.

Those hooker LIPS sure had you hooked on her HIPS. I bet, too, it rumbled your twin SHIPS.

:)


Best regards


Chillen

He got a better look later on when she slipped off the treadmill and knocked herself out. He was the one who performed CPR. Then it was her who didn't seem to understand the concept and now is calling him at 2am every night and doesn't realise that the reason he is not talking back is not the fact that he is just 'super manly' but really because the phone has gone to the answering machine.

No. This is not based on past experience. Haha
 
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Pretty funny you found my blog...

Few things I would like to clear up. I am not a 'he"! LOL And you ask how did I have such detail over someone I wouldn't look at? Well she travels from machine to machine on her cell phone making as much noise as possible. She does this every weekend. So I've seen her there several times... However I dare not look when she is one machine away. ha!

And thanks I am honored by your responses!:beerchug:
 
So you're saying she was a Cardi-ho Bunny? :D


We've got a really bad one at our gym....she's had too many surgeries and her face looks all swollen & scary, but her waist is tiny, her rack siliconed to the triple D's and it wouldn't surprise me if she has a frequent-surgery card.
 
The cardio girls at the Y where I go crack me up. They will get on the elliptical, set the resistance to 1 (out of 20) and fly on it while talking on the cell. When I do cardio, whether in the gym or on the road, I can barely blurt out two syllables, which wouldn't be much of a cell phone conversation.
 
So you're saying she was a Cardi-ho Bunny? :D


We've got a really bad one at our gym....she's had too many surgeries and her face looks all swollen & scary, but her waist is tiny, her rack siliconed to the triple D's and it wouldn't surprise me if she has a frequent-surgery card.

Welcome to the Baby Boomer generation... Yikes, I just remembered - I'm in that generation!
 
Pretty funny you found my blog...

Few things I would like to clear up. I am not a 'he"! LOL And you ask how did I have such detail over someone I wouldn't look at? Well she travels from machine to machine on her cell phone making as much noise as possible. She does this every weekend. So I've seen her there several times... However I dare not look when she is one machine away. ha!

And thanks I am honored by your responses!:beerchug:
Welcome to the forum. I found the post pretty funny and its a shame there are no cardio bunnies in my gym.
 
Cardi-HO

Still cracks me up, remember you saw it here first! :D
 
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