The Chuck Norris thread of ultimate destruction and 1000th post party!
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ChefChiTown
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Where am I? What happened? Did I step into a time machine? Is this 2001?
Jofthepeace
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Get the Chuck Norris Facts app on your phone....you can get quick entertainment anytime you want....
Chuck Norris once round housed a horse....we now call them giraffes.
Chuck Norris' tears cure everything including aids and cancer.....too bad he never cries.
The boogyman checks under his bed at night for Chuck Norris....
Chuck Norris doesn't lick his postage stamps....he looks at them and they wet themselves....
Chuck Norris once round housed a horse....we now call them giraffes.
Chuck Norris' tears cure everything including aids and cancer.....too bad he never cries.
The boogyman checks under his bed at night for Chuck Norris....
Chuck Norris doesn't lick his postage stamps....he looks at them and they wet themselves....
Monster2
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^ that's a new(er) one. Me likes it!
San2
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Put the phrase 'Where is Chuck Norris?' into Google, and click on the first link that comes up (the google search one).
And a few randoms.....
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
And a few randoms.....
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
Monster2
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CHUCK NORRIS LIVES!!!!
When you play monopoly with Chuck Norris there is no chance.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
When you play monopoly with Chuck Norris there is no chance.
Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.
Chuck Norris got a homerun in bowling
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language
Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Jofthepeace
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I got the new Chuck Norris Alarm Clock....it's Chuck saying, "You have one minute..." I am now up, showered, dressed, eat breakfast, and out the door in under ten seconds.
Chuck Norris loaned his meat tenderizer to Thor...
Chuck was originally going to be the star of Man vs Wild...but Wild backed out when it heard....
A little over a month ago I saw Chuck at the beach....asked him to demonstrate one of his famous round house kick, but he was in the water. My bad Japan....
Chuck Norris loaned his meat tenderizer to Thor...
Chuck was originally going to be the star of Man vs Wild...but Wild backed out when it heard....
A little over a month ago I saw Chuck at the beach....asked him to demonstrate one of his famous round house kick, but he was in the water. My bad Japan....
