Spammers are getting clever.

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Danger_Dave

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So, what is the most clever/funny/stupid spam you've seen on this site?

Spam is getting more and more clever, now there are different spam accounts being used in conjunction for the same website.

One of the funniest I ever saw was the nigerian body builder scam. Kind of like the bank account one, only more amusing. Some dude psots pics of himself, and he's buff. Only he lives in some foreign poor country and he needs you to send him money.
 
Did that actually happen here?
 
how about the most recent one where this woman was just dumped by her boyfriend because she's fat, and she needs help, and she has awful thoughts like she's going to kill herself.
 
FunctionalTrain said:
how about the most recent one where this woman was just dumped by her boyfriend because she's fat, and she needs help, and she has awful thoughts like she's going to kill herself.
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Congratulations, you just killed someone...

:p

I didn't see a link in her thread though, so I let it go..
 
Karky said:
Congratulations, you just killed someone...

:p

I didn't see a link in her thread though, so I let it go..
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Karky, have you checked the persons other posts?

If it quacks like a duck

Walks and looks like a duck.

Is it a duck?

What the F@CK!
:)

Any hoot, of you look at the link I provided in the thread, it is very simular to the present one with simular posts after it. Bots? Possibly? I dont know. Just questionable motives.

For what its worth, young man!


Best wishes,


Chillen
 
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lol, I just saw a link in that thread. Dunno why I missed it the first time around, I must have been in a hurry or something. Yeah, they are all the same person, those two and many more. It is being dealt with :)
 
FunctionalTrain said:
how about the most recent one where this woman was just dumped by her boyfriend because she's fat, and she needs help, and she has awful thoughts like she's going to kill herself.
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So I could've made the crack I was going to?

Damn you, spammers. THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
 
Danger_Dave said:
So, what is the most clever/funny/stupid spam you've seen on this site?

Spam is getting more and more clever, now there are different spam accounts being used in conjunction for the same website.

One of the funniest I ever saw was the nigerian body builder scam. Kind of like the bank account one, only more amusing. Some dude psots pics of himself, and he's buff. Only he lives in some foreign poor country and he needs you to send him money.
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That's funny coz i got a PM from a dude that claimed to be from Zimbabwe or some other poor African country and he asked me to check out his pics in the photo section. Thought this was really weird since i'd never heard of the guy before...He didn't provide a link though to what i assume was a spam thread so he failed.
 
I have noticed that some try and make more proper posts first before hitting you with the link. The problem is they only make 5-10 before posting the link so it's still obvious spam.

That's where I'm smarter; I'm waiting 'till my 5,000 post to gain your trust before hitting you with an ad for Viagra :)
 
LOL, i naturally spam bullsh1t anyway. But i KNOW you all love me.

I f**king hate spammers. I hope they all die slowly, why are they wasting their low life away? Nobody buys their sh1t.

DEATH TO ALL SPAMMERS.
 
i don't know who I hate the most, the spammers who seems interested in fitness with some cutesy story, almost like they're actual human beings. Or, the spammers who don't even try to trick you and post all of their products with prices, freight, bra size, etc...
 
FunctionalTrain said:
i don't know who I hate the most, the spammers who seems interested in fitness with some cutesy story, almost like they're actual human beings. Or, the spammers who don't even try to trick you and post all of their products with prices, freight, bra size, etc...
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Lol, yea same. I think i hate the sly ones more though.

All the effort theyre wasting just to sell theyre product etc. Id love to watch em all die slowly.
 
FunctionalTrain said:
i don't know who I hate the most, the spammers who seems interested in fitness with some cutesy story, almost like they're actual human beings. Or, the spammers who don't even try to trick you and post all of their products with prices, freight, bra size, etc...
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Why don't you spam the site with some more pics of your other half, we won't mine ;)
 
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Typhon said:
Why don't you spam the site with some more pics of your other half, we won't mine ;)
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Trust me, I've got plenty. I'll have think about this. I may just have to post some more from our wedding with me in it, just so you know who she'll be going home with. :)

i sell high-end fitness equipment...maybe I should just start spamming that.
 
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