Spam (our chance at revenge)

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There is only one thing I don't like on this forum and it is beyond any of our control. It isn't the ignorant, or the ill-informed, we have all been there, and in some ways all still will be, it is those purveyors of processed pork aka the spambots.

If this thread causes any issues for the admins, they should of course delete it but the idea is for us to post atrificial spam with a leaning toward humour and/ or ridicule to the genuine article. Fitness people are generally able to do sarcasm very well, so this should be good.

In order to make this simple will be using underline rather than actual hyperlinks.
 
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Theis is a grate ippurtuntiy for you to get a nue product from a ginuine US source with exilent engrish. The ill noo kitchen sponge will make your old won seem limp.
 
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Please visit you local shop and give a few pounds, or as much as you can to rehome some rice or pasta today, before it's too late.
 
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when i was looking for a new bag i couldn't pass up this deal on a great, real product. everything on it say genuine and nobody even knew that it was a complete knock off piece of crap. when i place my order, i also get a great pair of free sunglasses with it that match. my friends think i look great and smell great with these new accessories, and don't think i'm a shallow trashy consumer whore at all! i will continue to buy from this great company until all the children working in their sweat shop are old enough to run away and stop making their awesome stuff for them.
 
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Hmmm, I'm actually not spamming when I say that this is a legit site. But the language on the site totally reads like all these spam posts, and the site is a marketing tool for a serious business:

Here's a quote:

As founder of comparethemeerkat.com.au I have brought my ancestors Meerkat comparison business up to date with modern worlds.
comparethemeerkat.com.au is design to provide essential service for peoples to compare meerkats. Is NOT place to go for good insurance deal!
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"you will never feel more like man and neither will your lady." Should I interpret this to mean that both the man and woman will feel extremely manly using this product?

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The product will give your woman everything men desire, big bulging biceps, 'tache and beard,stunning girlfriend and equipment to make a horse jealous.
 
Goldfish said:
"you will never feel more like man and neither will your lady." Should I interpret this to mean that both the man and woman will feel extremely manly using this product?

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Precisely. The testosterone is through the roof.

It's made from bits of real panther.
 
Eat well and exercise is good for you. There are other useless generic phrases with no detail equally as helpful. Click on this link for more of this or some random product.
 
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