OK, so I realize that the locker room is for changing clothes and showering. This inevitably forces us to see each other naked and that is ok. I am not a prude and given the proper environment, I too will let my junk be free.
But I have a real grievance. I dont think you need to remain naked for the 20 minutes it takes you to get ready for the day. Put some *****ing clothes on or at least put that tiny towel back around your fat @ss.
I do not brush my teeth naked in public. Nor do i think you should. It makes me uncomfortable when you stand their naked, wave at me and then continue to brush your teeth with your little olive sack out bouncing back and forth for the whole world to see. I realize you can no longer see your own junk. Rest assured, the rest of us can. It is old, scary and very very very hairy.
And while we are on the subject, how long have you been growing that pube forest? Do you take extra protein powder just to see if you get your main a bit thicker? Do you realize that it makes your tiny wiener even smaller? I am one of those dudes with limited body hair. You make me feel like a weimeraner at a St. Bernard contest.
Is it necessary for you to do your post workout stretching routine without getting dressed? I really do enjoy seeing your old hairy folds glide against one another as you stretch. It makes my day complete. But nothing, oh no nothing tops you touching your toes. I try to look away, but alas there is entirely too much hairy butt cheek spreading A-hole gazing goodness for any man, no matter how straight to deny.
If you work out at Mt. Island Fitness, please for the love of all that is holy, stop socializing with me and the rest of the heterosexual males (you are excluded from this group) until you are dressed.
But I have a real grievance. I dont think you need to remain naked for the 20 minutes it takes you to get ready for the day. Put some *****ing clothes on or at least put that tiny towel back around your fat @ss.
I do not brush my teeth naked in public. Nor do i think you should. It makes me uncomfortable when you stand their naked, wave at me and then continue to brush your teeth with your little olive sack out bouncing back and forth for the whole world to see. I realize you can no longer see your own junk. Rest assured, the rest of us can. It is old, scary and very very very hairy.
And while we are on the subject, how long have you been growing that pube forest? Do you take extra protein powder just to see if you get your main a bit thicker? Do you realize that it makes your tiny wiener even smaller? I am one of those dudes with limited body hair. You make me feel like a weimeraner at a St. Bernard contest.
Is it necessary for you to do your post workout stretching routine without getting dressed? I really do enjoy seeing your old hairy folds glide against one another as you stretch. It makes my day complete. But nothing, oh no nothing tops you touching your toes. I try to look away, but alas there is entirely too much hairy butt cheek spreading A-hole gazing goodness for any man, no matter how straight to deny.
If you work out at Mt. Island Fitness, please for the love of all that is holy, stop socializing with me and the rest of the heterosexual males (you are excluded from this group) until you are dressed.
