Questions that have Confused ManKind (and womankind too to some degree)

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Questions that have Confused humankind!

  1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
  2. Who was the first person to say "See that chicken there....I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's butt."
  3. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
  4. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
  5. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
  6. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
  7. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
  8. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
  9. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
  10. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
  11. What do you call male ballerinas?
  12. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??
  13. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn't he just buy dinner?
  14. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
  15. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
  16. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
  17. Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
  18. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
  19. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
  20. Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
  21. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can't wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?
  22. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
 
rolflmao!!!!!!
I like #20......................assroids!!!!
good ones Mal!!!!
later
Still confused (alittle)
STAR
 
How many people hummed the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle in their heads after reading this to see if it is true!!
 
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know
there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion
stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles
are always white?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum
cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down
to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a
shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all
right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you
stupid idiot?"

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in
summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
 
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