It's poker night tonight and I'm on a cut. We're talking beer and pizza. I won't be indulging in either. It's bananas, protein shakes, peanuts and a lot of piss taking for me. This sucks.
poker night on a cut :(
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Being the sober one sucks because you can't join in their discussions (because they're talking crap but don't realise).
What about trying to replicate being drunk with 0 calories? Options that spring to mind are glue sniffing or inhailing exhaust fumes from a car
Better still, you could try talking your friends into ditching beer altogether and taking up class A drugs instead. Do a bit of Charlie before your game and the booze won't be missed; and as an added bonus you'll probably have scrapped the cards after about 10 minutes and gone to a strip club instead!
Which to be honest is what you should have planned from the start anyway
What about trying to replicate being drunk with 0 calories? Options that spring to mind are glue sniffing or inhailing exhaust fumes from a car
Better still, you could try talking your friends into ditching beer altogether and taking up class A drugs instead. Do a bit of Charlie before your game and the booze won't be missed; and as an added bonus you'll probably have scrapped the cards after about 10 minutes and gone to a strip club instead!
Which to be honest is what you should have planned from the start anyway
Haha that was funny.
I thought you were asking if you should play poker since you're cutting. I was then going to give you a cyber slap.
I thought you were asking if you should play poker since you're cutting. I was then going to give you a cyber slap.
Being the sober one sucks because you can't join in their discussions (because they're talking crap but don't realise).
What about trying to replicate being drunk with 0 calories? Options that spring to mind are glue sniffing or inhailing exhaust fumes from a car
Better still, you could try talking your friends into ditching beer altogether and taking up class A drugs instead. Do a bit of Charlie before your game and the booze won't be missed; and as an added bonus you'll probably have scrapped the cards after about 10 minutes and gone to a strip club instead!
Which to be honest is what you should have planned from the start anyway
LMFAO......
I'm taking more piss from you guys than I did at the poker game
Well at least I won a few good hands
Well at least I won a few good hands
I'm taking more piss from you guys than I did at the poker game
What kind of poker were you playing? Texas Pee On Em
If you sir achieved not to eat pizza and have some beers with poker, you're a winner !