James2
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You're out. Either at a bar, or a show, or a fair, or in a tree outside of someone's house.
Randomly, someone walks by, and you can't stop from watching them. Same story, different time. What is that one physical quality that you can't seem to break away from? Everyone has something that draws out that primal "BEWARE OF HUMPING HUMAN" instinct.
Personally, mine is a woman's height. Super tall. If I ever find a woman that is as tall as me (6'2 - 6'3 depending on how short the nurse measuring me is) and single, I already have plans to caveman her (hit her over the head and drag her off, and by the time she wakes up, we're married in vegas). Maybe it is something in my blood that says "I WANT TO HAVE PRO FOOTBALL CHILDREN", but MAN.
What twizzles everyone else's crank?
--The Pig
EDIT:
Fixed some spelling before mal jumps on it/me
Randomly, someone walks by, and you can't stop from watching them. Same story, different time. What is that one physical quality that you can't seem to break away from? Everyone has something that draws out that primal "BEWARE OF HUMPING HUMAN" instinct.
Personally, mine is a woman's height. Super tall. If I ever find a woman that is as tall as me (6'2 - 6'3 depending on how short the nurse measuring me is) and single, I already have plans to caveman her (hit her over the head and drag her off, and by the time she wakes up, we're married in vegas). Maybe it is something in my blood that says "I WANT TO HAVE PRO FOOTBALL CHILDREN", but MAN.
What twizzles everyone else's crank?
--The Pig
EDIT:
Fixed some spelling before mal jumps on it/me