OMG that is funny!
- Thread starter flyinfree
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I knew someone who had that as their avatar......LOL
LOL! yeah, when he throws his head back screaming is gets me cracking up every time! LOL!
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Lillian
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yup i've seen that one too as an avatar. it's funny as hell! i forget who had it. was it LV?
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The boss said to put it up FOR $98
NOT $498
NOT $498
Last one
http://i30.tinypic.com/1671p52.jpg
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.
Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of t * ts in there.
Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care.
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by
90%..
It's called a Wedding Cake.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Women will never be equal to men..
until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
http://i30.tinypic.com/1671p52.jpg
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.
Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of t * ts in there.
Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care.
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by
90%..
It's called a Wedding Cake.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Women will never be equal to men..
until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
In response to Typhon's little anti-woman rampage... 
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
Four guys watching a football game.
What's the quickest way to a man's heart?
Straight through the rib cage.
How do you scare a man?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!
How do you stop a man from snoring?
Lift up his balls so he doesn't vapor lock.
I'm feelin the love... LOLOLOL
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename the mail folder "Instruction Manuals."
What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
Four guys watching a football game.
What's the quickest way to a man's heart?
Straight through the rib cage.
How do you scare a man?
Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.
What does a man consider a seven course meal?
A hot dog and a six pack
What do men and pantyhose have in common?
They either cling, run, or don't fit right in the crotch!
How do you stop a man from snoring?
Lift up his balls so he doesn't vapor lock.
I'm feelin the love... LOLOLOL