Nine Words/Phrases

Nine words women use...

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying _____ YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's
wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.

Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology.

Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true.

I have nothing more to add :) except 5 minutes doesn't apply to me :) whatever :D

Gents - consider this a public service I offer :) just trying to help you understand the idiocy that is the female brain :rotflmao:
 
Mal I just love all the great things you post!:)

Some of these can be applied to children as well as men! Like #1 and #4. My kids have learned #4 really means that if they do whatever it is they want to do and mom says go ahead that they will probably end up grounded!!:D
 
"I don't even care what you do" is the same as "go ahead"... she doesn't really not care, it's a test! My mom always used that one, and I always thought that it was funny that she'd declare her non-caring while yelling passionately at us. Of course, I never told her how funny it was, that's just asking for more ;)

I feel bad for my husband though, I use these sometimes, but sometimes when I say these I really mean them, and so it must be very confusing! He's said to me before "are you really okay, or are you chick-okay?"
 
Chick-okay???? That one would start a fight with me:boxing: A Husband should know better than to say something like that. He obvoiusly forgets you know where he sleeps at night!!!:)
 
I LOLed at my desk just now. Got a few looks. LoL. Hilarious post. I had to forward it to a few people who would appreciate the humor. :cool:
 
10. I'll Just Do It Myself: a phrase used when the female believes the male is completely incompetent in an area of study. It is particulary embarassing if this area is related to intimacy


My friend Andrew came up with this one after I sent him the first nine. It made me laugh
 
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