My Philosophy of house cleaning

smiley1

smiley1

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Got a kick outta this lol (the dust bunny ones lol at our house are more like a moose :p )


MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!
I don't do windows because .
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because .
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible( plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...
They are very good company,
I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because ...
I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because ...
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.

I don't pull weeds in the garden because ..
I don't want to get in God's way, he is an excellent designer.

I don't put things away because ...
My husband will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ...
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because ...
I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".

I don't stress much on anything because ...
"A Type" personalities die young
and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!
 
I don't put things away because ...
My husband will never be able to find them again.


TOO TRUE! LMAO
 
ugh ironing lol i dont own an ironing board even, throw it in the dryer and spin wrinkles gone lol :p
 
newbride02 said:
me too!! i hate it! I buy wrinkle releaser so I don't have to deal with it!
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Does that stuff really work? My husband's definition of ironing is throw it in the dryer for a few minutes!

I love to do laundry except for the whites! I HATE ALL THE SOCKS! I have a 6 year old and 4 year old so I have all these little pair of socks that just drive me nuts! I hate pairing up the little boogers!
 
I dont own an ironing board either! Feel like there is no use.... I fold the laundry as soon as the dryer shuts off and its all pressed and seemed so nicely. LOL
OOoooo little socks stink, the washer and dryer team up on us and steal half of them, I think..... I can never get all our socks together, so I just make 3 piles,
mommy's socks
daddy's socks
Ally's socks
and you get a pile in your top drawer!
 
smiley said:
ugh ironing lol i dont own an ironing board even, throw it in the dryer and spin wrinkles gone lol :p
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i dont have an iron or ironing board either - just toss in dryer with wet washcloth for 5 minutes.
 
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