My country is a sh1thole

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marko157

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It`s been raining for 5 years here(seems like it) and im getting fed up with it.


So if anybody out there would like to take me on i would truly appreciate it (except Karky it`s very cold and snowy in Norway........................... which is only cold rain)

I`m house trained, will not eat all your food (unless youy have trotters in the fridge).

I have a passport and an english accent (think hugh grant with an attitude) (and balls)

I`ll also pretend to be gay for any f$g hags out there......so come on take me in i cant stand this weather (also open to any guys out there who want a talking point at parties etc.






Thanks (all expenses will be met by employer)
 
lol.....
 
marko157 said:
It`s been raining for 5 years here(seems like it) and im getting fed up with it.


So if anybody out there would like to take me on i would truly appreciate it (except Karky it`s very cold and snowy in Norway........................... which is only cold rain)

I`m house trained, will not eat all your food (unless youy have trotters in the fridge).

I have a passport and an english accent (think hugh grant with an attitude) (and balls)

I`ll also pretend to be gay for any f$g hags out there......so come on take me in i cant stand this weather (also open to any guys out there who want a talking point at parties etc.






Thanks (all expenses will be met by employer)
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Hey! It's not snowing here... yet.. :p
 
but when it does i bet it looks beautiful

when it snows over here it literally looks like sh1t ...brown slush. wet socks . old women wearing leg warmers. cost of gas. turkey price hike.snowballs (with little stones in)...basically the stench of death overpowers the northwest of england......please sombody take me in
 
marko157 said:
but when it does i bet it looks beautiful

when it snows over here it literally looks like sh1t ...brown slush. wet socks . old women wearing leg warmers. cost of gas. turkey price hike.snowballs (with little stones in)...basically the stench of death overpowers the northwest of england......please sombody take me in
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Oh it can look like that here too. Brown slush everywhere, specially around roads... It can look quite nice too, though.
Like this:
 
flyinfree said:
promise to start shaving your back?
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Todd i would shave your back:biggrinsanta:


Karky hold on man i dont wanna move to Narnia ...you witch you.


Seriously looks beautiful... but i live in the peak district and when its not full of pensioners its a really lovely place ...ill post a couple up tomorrow it`ll probibily be raining though
 
Yeah, I'm fed up of the rain here too. I've wanted to move country for a long time but my girlfriend didn't want to emigrate while the kids are in school.

But I've found the answer!!

Gibralter :D

It's just off the Spanish coast but it's a part of Britain with £ sterling, British schools, Del Boy and fish & chip shops :D

Look it up, I plan on moving there
 
haha i`ve been there man and ever since i`ve had a phobia about little apes.

the rain over here has been so relentless i`ll consider moving any where
 
The U.S. is great, stop by anytime. :D
 
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