LOL....this is funny!!!

[reach4Astar]

WOMAN'S LOVE POEM ````
Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.


MAN'S LOVE POEM

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with

huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course,

and loves to send me fishing and hunting. This

doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

 

[M2M]

Very, very cute!
I like the bar on the golf course - that's just down right GOOD thinking

Oh...I went to a bar on a golf course - at least a big putting green
called Palmer's in La Quinta, and Arnold Palmer's FACE was on every square inch of the place.

 

[TomO]

Very, very cute!
I like the bar on the golf course - that's just down right GOOD thinking

Oh...I went to a bar on a golf course - at least a big putting green
called Palmer's in La Quinta, and Arnold Palmer's FACE was on every square inch of the place.

And to think you complained about ME over generalizing!

 

[M2M]

But I didn't over generalize - I said a bar on a golf course is GOOD thinking