What the hell are y'all talking about here...
Can you not see, mon ami? With la Saint-Valentin just around ze cornehr, it is ze time of l'amour. When two young peopehl find eachozer and say "je t'aime, ma chérie," or maybe even "je t'adore, veux-tu m'épouser?"
If item means I get a small piece of the blanket when mreik is sleeping over then well you would be right.