Leg-Lengthening, The Latest Plastic Surgery Fad

I like my "short-shiaat" status, thanks.

Peace........:)


Chillen
 
that's disgusting. i could never. i like my 5'4" height. and if i didn't, i'd learn to.
 
Lillian said:
that's disgusting. i could never. i like my 5'4" height. and if i didn't, i'd learn to.
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yeah, there has to be something more wrong with you than your height, if you're willing to break your legs for a couple of inches! good grief! :action12:
 
NoLoveLost said:
did you watch the vid? 9 MONTHS!!! Can you imagine! 9 MONTHS!!! yeah, I'd say there is a marble or two missing...... :11doh:
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Reminds me of when my wife was working as a Nurse Aide at a nursing home, many years back, and she mentioned that every time it rained (or some type of electrical weather; lightening, etc), an older gentleman would just holler/moan and cry out in pain, and hold himself.

It was learned that he had some type of steel/aluminum penile implant (don't know the type, where or when), and it would get hard and hold static electricity, and stay hard for hours on end. My wife told me that he said he got some years ago, because his wife was fussing about the size of his (you know), and he wanted to make her happy.......

uh......


Best regards,

Chillen
 
Chillen said:
Reminds me of when my wife was working as a Nurse Aide at a nursing home, many years back, and she mentioned that every time it rained (or some type of electrical weather; lightening, etc), an older gentleman would just holler/moan and cry out in pain, and hold himself.

It was learned that he had some type of steel/aluminum penile implant (don't know the type, where or when), and it would get hard and hold static electricity, and stay hard for hours on end. My wife told me that he said he got some years ago, because his wife was fussing about the size of his (you know), and he wanted to make her happy.......

uh......


Best regards,

Chillen
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OUCH!!!! :grinning:

man, I bet he stayed inside around lightening.......:D
 
Wow the world has gone seriously mad!

About the penis thing......hmmm......if it was an implant it was probably because his wife was unhappy that it wouldn't function anymore, not because of the size. What man would admit that? Especially to a pretty nurses aid! I have been in a few of those implant cases long ago where they implanted the stiff ones (as opposed to the inflatable ones) but they were always a plastic/silicone type material, not metal. Maybe the first ones were metal - ouch! I will have to ask my urology docs tomorrow at work because now I am curious. No MRI's for that guy!
 
Chillen said:
Reminds me of when my wife was working as a Nurse Aide at a nursing home, many years back, and she mentioned that every time it rained (or some type of electrical weather; lightening, etc), an older gentleman would just holler/moan and cry out in pain, and hold himself.

It was learned that he had some type of steel/aluminum penile implant (don't know the type, where or when), and it would get hard and hold static electricity, and stay hard for hours on end. My wife told me that he said he got some years ago, because his wife was fussing about the size of his (you know), and he wanted to make her happy.......

uh......


Best regards,

Chillen
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Wow, so your wife took that poor puppy home and married him huh? Does the implants still bother you Chillen and is she happy now? :rofl:
 
Chillen said:
I like my "short-shiaat" status, thanks.

Peace........:)


Chillen
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You don't qualify for short sh!t status unless you're my height or shorter. I'm an astounding 5 feet and 3 inches :D

I could never go through a surgery like that. I don't mind being short and never have
 
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