Krak's Tip O' the Day

[Kraken]

DO NOT repeat DO NOT drink Ginger Ale to settle your stomach and stave off impending flu while taking fish oil supps.

The fish burps mixed with ginger ale, and, onions I had on my salad today are producing a potpurri of unimaginable flavor. its like a flavor explosion everytime I feel another fish burp come on.

I think I'm going to go belch and blow it at my co-workers now.

 

[~LV~]

Oh man fish burps are the worst!

 

[Lillian]

that's so disgusting...LOL! burp on someone you don't like at work. that would be perfect. haha!

 

[davidjr74]

Oh thats nasty...

 

[i_love_muscle]

I'm getting sick just thinking about that, Krak.

Have you found any imodium? Pepto Bismol sometimes works, too

 

[firefreak]

I'll give ya a tip...

 

[Kraken]

I almost vomited with that last burp.

I need to install a toilet at my desk. This is ****ing miserable and came on all of a sudden.

 

[i_love_muscle]

Hopefully it's the 24 hour flu. If there is actually such a thing ...

ff, what's the tip? We need to know the tips

 

[firefreak]

I'd have to show it to you, and unfortuantely thats not allowed on here.

 

[i_love_muscle]

Just try to explain it ... or is it a naughty manoeuvre, ff?

 

[wesrman]

I got the flu on Tuesday so i went to the doctors, which i usually dont do. The only reason i went is cuz the last few times ive gotten sick its lasted for like 2 weeks. Anyway he gave me some antibiotics and told me id be feeling better by Thursday. I obv didnt believe him, but it started working by Wednesday! ! ! ! Today i still dont feel 100% better, but omg im so glad i went cuz i feel a lot better. Its called Co Azithromycin and works unbelievably well.

 

[firefreak]

Just try to explain it ... or is it a naughty manoeuvre, ff?

i'm surprised you didn't get it my first post ms. perv parlor.

 

[firefreak]

I got the flu on Tuesday so i went to the doctors, which i usually dont do. The only reason i went is cuz the last few times ive gotten sick its lasted for like 2 weeks. Anyway he gave me some antibiotics and told me id be feeling better by Thursday. I obv didnt believe him, but it started working by Wednesday! ! ! ! Today i still dont feel 100% better, but omg im so glad i went cuz i feel a lot better. Its called Co Azithromycin and works unbelievably well.

Then you didn't have the flu then. the flu is a virus, antibiotics only work on bacteria (infections).

 

[i_love_muscle]

The flu is a virus. Antibiotics are ineffective against viruses. Antibiotics are only used to fight bacteriological infections.

The Z-pac is an excellent broad spectrum antibiotic.

EDIT: I see ff beat me to the punch

 

[NBS 4life]

Nice one. Ginger Ale is the shiznit though.

 

[Big_Idiot]

Haha Krak funny f**king thread LOL

 

[Kraken]

Haha Krak funny f**king thread LOL

I'd pay for a solid bowel movement at this point.

 

[Big_Idiot]

LOL, why dont you eat some timber, that should produce solidarity/sharp bowel movements.

 

[MarkMyWords]

Bong some Metamucil?

 

[firefreak]

The flu is a virus. Antibiotics are ineffective against viruses. Antibiotics are only used to fight bacteriological infections.

The Z-pac is an excellent broad spectrum antibiotic.

EDIT: I see ff beat me to the punch

donkey punch?

Let's play a game. It's called, just the tip....