Joke of the year!!!!!

[betsie2k]

Why couldn't the flight attentant bulk up?
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Because he only eats plane sandwiches!

haha lol, feel free to add any weight training / bodybuilding related jokes!

 

[Kraken]

LOL

Thats almost as dry as

"I went hunting bear this morning, it got cold so I went home to put on some clothes"

or

"When I was young I was so bright my father called me a son"

 

[Dallen]

That's almost as dry as,

"I had to use a moisturizer since my face felt dry after reading Krakan's 'jokes.'"

 

[marko157]

Two snowmen in a field...........one says to the other....can you smell carrots??

 

[ken4466]

Man - So are you into fitness
Woman - Yes I am
Man - Hows about fit n ness in your mouth B....H

 

[Kraken]

Two snowmen in a field...........one says to the other....can you smell carrots??

why did the snowman pull down his pants


cuz the snowblower was coming

har dee har har har

 

[marko157]

man..do you like chicken???
woman...yes

man...then suck on this its fowl

 

[davidjr74]

How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?




5

1 to screw the lightbulb in
2 to spot
2 to admire muscles