The year: 1984
The scene: Car crash.
The damages: Totaled pick up in a telephone pole.
The infliction: Broken jaw.
The Cure: Jaw wired shut for four weeks.
The weight loss: 35 lbs.
Notes: I could handle peanut butter milk shakes and Campbell's Tomato Soup (with milk - no water, thank you). Everything else was a fail. We tried multiple purees. They all made me wanna puke.
I didn't consume alcohol during being wired. Though I was given a small pair of scissors to carry with me at all times in case I did vomit, I still wasn't going to risk it. I just smoked weed instead of risking choking in my own puke.
Of all the torturous memories from beginning to end (and believe me, every single day was complete misery) was the midway point when they reduced the pressure by removing 50% of the rubber bands to start getting the jaw muscle to start loosening up. I guess jaw muscle can atrophy and gradual stages of pressure release is important.
Anyway, the pain from the spasms were so intense, I had to go to the ER and get Demerol shots followed up with a cough syrup-type pain killer I took for two days after.
After I got down to only 20% of the rubber bands remaining, I remember trying to stick Kraft Mac-n-Cheese noodles in where I had a missing molar and no bands to block the enter. You want a really fun mindfuck, try eating a dish of mac one noodle at a time and smashing it with your tongue. I think I gave up after like 8 noodles.
The day I was able to eat again, it wasn't like the event you think you're gonna have. You want 12 Big Macs and 7 Whoppers and two Pan Pizzas but your jaws are so sore and 'uneducated', eating is a pain in the ass. All told, it took several days to chew normally again.
Now my Mandible was snapped the whole way, tho not dangling and such, I can't imagine how terrible of an accident one would have to have to get wired for two months or longer.
I wouldn't wish this on anyone for any reason. Echoing what everyone said in here, there is no benefit to having this done. I'm sure we've all wished for 'If I get through it one time like this, I'll keep it off'. Been there, done that.
I think I gained back all of it and more within 3 months.