Important reminder for when you are driving!

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This is an important message to anyone ever driving in snow. The message below may also be used when the weather is:
  • Rainy
  • Dark (Night-driving)
  • Nice out
  • Dangerous


  1. If you are not able to completely clear an intersection, DO NOT ENTER THE INTERSECTION AT ALL. Wait for the light to cycle and then go through. The cross traffic cannot pass through your car. The time you will not actually save by being an idiot will only hinder other drivers.

  2. Honking your horn will not actually make cars move in bumper-to-bumper traffic. It would be like holding a blank piece of cardboard in a crowded mall and expecting people to make a path for you to your favorite boutique. You may feel slightly better by letting off some steam through sounding your horn, but other people will become irritated -- and nobody will move. Just because you want to take a left on one of the busiest roads within miles does not mean that the oncoming traffic will suddenly part and let you through. If someone is in an intersection and stopped, please refer them kindly to the issue above.

Kind regards and safe travels,
Jason
 
How disappointing, I was expecting some type of joke in that...
 
If you are not able to completely clear an intersection, DO NOT ENTER THE INTERSECTION AT ALL. Wait for the light to cycle and then go through. The cross traffic cannot pass through your car. The time you will not actually save by being an idiot will only hinder other drivers.
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Some parts of New york city that's a moving violation and worth a few points on your license... Chicago - Red lights are optional - especially if you're driving a city bus....
 
There is also a new threat out that you guys should be aware of.

I was coming out of best buy with some christmas gifts that I bought, and I was about to get in my car when two attractive young women approached me with a story about having their car stolen, and needing a ride.

Being a charitable individual, I let 'em hop in my car, and offer them a ride. They started out as pleasant young women, but after a couple of minutes, the conversation started to turn sexual. They started rubbing on eachother AND me, and after a few minutes of this, they ask if they could possibly come home with me.

Not wanting to be rude, I agree, and take them to my house, and offer them drinks. They decline the drink, and just strip down right there. We proceed to have a full four days of the most deviant acts you can think of. On the morning of the fifth day, I wake up to find that they are gone and have stolen $60 from my wallet.

Please be aware that this is a very real danger. I have been robbed in this manner three times last month, and have already been robbed like this once this month.

God Bless
--James
 
how much money was in your wallet that they only stole 60? No credit cards taken? family pictures? kidneys or other necessary organs? :D
 
James said:
On the morning of the fifth day, I wake up to find that they are gone and have stolen $60 from my wallet.
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LOL. That's a heck of a good deal. No wonder you've become a frequent customer^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hvictim.

(As a side note, I'm hoping that at least some folks on here will remember when backspacing erased what you typed on your end, but produced ^H on the recipient's end. I don't remember if that's from the VAX/VMS chat rooms or from the earliest incarnations of IRC, though.)
 
allyphoe said:
As a side note, I'm hoping that at least some folks on here will remember when backspacing erased what you typed on your end, but produced ^H on the recipient's end. I don't remember if that's from the VAX/VMS chat rooms or from the earliest incarnations of IRC, though.
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Hahaha! Very nice! The only place I see that anymore is when I am trying to telnet into the UNIX shell that hosts my email. I do not do that very often, though.
 
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