A blnde and an Irish man are in a pub when the blonde notices something strange about the wellington boots the irishman is wearing.
She says"why does one of your wellies have a L written on it, while the other one has a R?"
The irishman says,"it helps me remember.The one with the L is my left boot and the one with the R is my right ."
"Ah," says the blonde,"so that`s why my knickers have got C&A on them.
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed.
The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a long hard look at herself.
"You know dear," she says, "I look in the mirror and i see an old woman.My face is wrinkled,my boobs barely clear my waist and my arse is sagging.I`ve got fat legs and my arms are flabby.Tell me something posotive to make me feel better about myself."
He says, "Well, there`s nothing wrong ith your eyesight."
A man comes home one night from the pub with a duck under his arm.He says,"This is the pig i`ve been shagging."
His wife says,"Thats a duck."
He says, "I was talking to the duck."
She says"why does one of your wellies have a L written on it, while the other one has a R?"
The irishman says,"it helps me remember.The one with the L is my left boot and the one with the R is my right ."
"Ah," says the blonde,"so that`s why my knickers have got C&A on them.
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed.
The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a long hard look at herself.
"You know dear," she says, "I look in the mirror and i see an old woman.My face is wrinkled,my boobs barely clear my waist and my arse is sagging.I`ve got fat legs and my arms are flabby.Tell me something posotive to make me feel better about myself."
He says, "Well, there`s nothing wrong ith your eyesight."
A man comes home one night from the pub with a duck under his arm.He says,"This is the pig i`ve been shagging."
His wife says,"Thats a duck."
He says, "I was talking to the duck."
