I almost deadlifted my house one time...

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Back when I was a kid (about 4-5 years old) I loved Popeye, I use to watch him all the time on TV. He would eat spinach and go from a wimp to a beast just like that. I loved that ****! My mom sometimes fed me spinach and I believed that it made me incredibly strong.

Sometimes my two older (one 5 years older, one 3) female cousins were over at my house and my mom would feed me spinach. When she did that I would chase my cousins around the house with my arms flailing and acting all tough :jump1:

Everybody intensified my belief that the spinach was making me incredibly strong.

One time my cousins were asking me to lift various objects.. I can't remember what they were asking me to lift, but I could lift everything they threw at me.

Then they suggested that I lift up my house... I was completely up for it and believed 100% that I could do it.

So I went up to the side of my house and got into a deadlift position.. I got a good grip and was ready to go.....

I put every last ounce of my effort into trying to uproot my house (without even thinking of the ramifications if I were to succeed), fully expecting my strength would be enough to lift the house with ease...

I tried for about three seconds and there was no progress... I couldn't believe it... I didn't think there was one thing I couldn't lift.

So that's my story of how I nearly deadlifted my house :jump1:

For some reason I was thinking about it today, and wanted to post it here :)
 
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That's a cute story!
 
You're a user! A cheat! All your gains were made from injesting some green **** into your body. You're not even attractive. You just look like a monster.
 
LeiYunFat said:
You're a user! A cheat! All your gains were made from injesting some green **** into your body. You're not even attractive. You just look like a monster.
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You are cheating yourself by missing out on the HUGE gains that that "green ****" can bring!

"Mr. Natural".
 
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theGOOCH said:
Whenever we are out in the woods I tell my son to push over a tree and he tries like hell LOL cute little dude
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When my son was about 18mos old, everytime he walked past this one particular tree in our yard, he would try to push it down. I mean, he would give it hell.

I love that stuff.


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He is currently 4 - and we have him watching Popeye for that exact reason. B/c spinach (and other various foods) make you insanely strong and you can actually watch your muscles get bigger when you eat them!!!
 
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